Gamecock Hitler Clemson Loss Reaction

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Gamecock Adolf reacts to South Carolina's 34-10 loss to Clemson

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00:00 - 00:03We have had surprising wins over NC State and Arkansas
00:04 - 00:05Along with some close calls with La Tech and Vandy
00:05 - 00:07As you can see, Tennessee is complete dog shit, so we won there
00:08 - 00:12All in all, Muschamp has gained us 8 wins
00:12 - 00:15We could be advancing on an Outback Bowl appearance
00:17 - 00:19Fine, fine. Tell me about Clemson.
00:19 - 00:21Without Deshaun Watson, they're hopeless against us.
00:24 - 00:26Uhhhhh...
00:27 - 00:28Clemson has...
00:31 - 00:33Clemson has completely routed us 34-10.
00:34 - 00:36At home. On primetime national TV.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who needs to refill their stadium cup with doo-doo ice, please leave now.
01:13 - 01:15How the hell did this happen?!
01:15 - 01:17Jake Bentley said "never again"!
01:18 - 01:23We even made a hype video about it!
01:25 - 01:28We bought new pyrotechnics!
01:29 - 01:31We even went along with this stupid "Spurs Up" crap!
01:31 - 01:34Doesn't anyone know that means your chicken is dead?!
01:34 - 01:37And what does that high school kid Bentley with a fivehead do?
01:37 - 01:40He throws a pick six that Lee Corso could have highstepped into the end zone!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, he's the answer to our prayers.
01:42 - 01:46He's a loud-mouthed twat waffle! "Never again!"
01:46 - 01:48He doesn't get much O line protection.
01:48 - 01:52That's because our jackass coaching staff only recruited two 3 star offensive lineman last year.
01:53 - 01:54We gave Muschamp a Boom bus!
01:56 - 01:57What good is a big fancy recruiting bus if you can only pick up
01:57 - 02:00a couple of Schnauzers to block Wilkins and Lawrence!
02:00 - 02:03"Spurs up! Forever to thee! Boom! Never again!"
02:04 - 02:08STFU with slogans and get us some real athletes to beat Clemson!
02:08 - 02:13I haven't wasted this much money on my team since I bought that painting of Spurrier with a chicken!
02:14 - 02:16Now we have to watch those orange assholes go to the CFP again!
02:17 - 02:21Their walk-on wide receiver made our defense look like a Powder Puff team!
02:27 - 02:29And when we finally score a field goal on their second string,
02:30 - 02:34We shoot off fireworks like a couple of hillbillies getting rid of their Fourth of July leftovers.
02:34 - 02:36"Boom! Spurs up!"
02:41 - 02:42We once beat them five in a row!
02:43 - 02:47At this rate, they're going to beat us 10 in a row!
02:48 - 02:53They'll tell us, "Fear the Thumbs! Up your butthole!"
02:54 - 02:56"LIke Christian Wilkins vs. Ohio State."
02:56 - 02:59And they have Trevor Lawrence coming in next year?!
03:00 - 03:02How many points is he gonna drop on us? 96?!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay. He won't score more than 60 on us.
03:14 - 03:16I'll be in a nursing home the next time we beat Clemson.
03:19 - 03:23At least we have the best fans in the world.
03:25 - 03:26I'm sure they made us proud on national TV.
03:31 - 03:33Our students always represent us well.
03:40 - 03:46At least we still have Bama. They'll get into the playoffs again, right?
03:46 - 03:49I still have my women's basketball season tickets.
03:53 - 03:56"Never again." What a jackass...