00:00 - 00:03 | I think there will be an uprising |
00:04 - 00:05 | They have started going rampant on a website |
00:05 - 00:07 | It's something called Reddit |
00:08 - 00:12 | As you can see where I've pinpointed, |
00:12 - 00:15 | Shit just started hitting the fan right about here |
00:17 - 00:19 | EA: Are you sure you're correct about this? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Maybe you're just overthinking things |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Uhhh |
00:31 - 00:33 | Our post is the most down voted post ever |
00:34 - 00:36 | There is nothing like it in its entirety |
00:53 - 00:58 | These... imbeciles know nothing...leave me |
01:13 - 01:15 | You assured me it's fucking fool proof |
01:15 - 01:17 | These fuckers are too stupid to know our business model |
01:18 - 01:23 | They think they know us???! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Who the fuck do they think I am?! |
01:29 - 01:31 | I'm fucking EA |
01:31 - 01:34 | They think they can bring me down?! |
01:34 - 01:37 | The shitbags who pay for the same shit each year??! |
01:37 - 01:40 | They're too stupid to think any wiser! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir...It's not too late - |
01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up! You pompous crotch jockey! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you can take advantage of this |
01:48 - 01:52 | You want me to fucking pick up your shit?! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Crusty butt munching cunt!!!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | You assured me they're just dumbfucks |
01:57 - 02:00 | too idiotic to even know that 2 + 2 = 5 |
02:00 - 02:03 | too fucking dumb to cook instant rice |
02:04 - 02:08 | You're telling me these butt munching arseholes |
02:08 - 02:13 | are the ones who are going to destroy us?! |
02:14 - 02:16 | You're fucking shitting me you fucker |
02:17 - 02:21 | We paid too much for Star Wars to have this fuck us in the arse |
02:27 - 02:29 | inquire about an AMA |
02:30 - 02:34 | we shall calm their qualms |
02:34 - 02:36 | Our shit is too fucking good |
02:41 - 02:42 | tell these fuckers they'll have to pay |
02:43 - 02:47 | for everything with their left nut!!!! |
02:48 - 02:53 | YOU FUCKERS GET ME EVERY SINGLE NUT |
02:54 - 02:56 | I have the right to fuck with them anyway I want |
02:56 - 02:59 | they should suck my cock for these games |
03:00 - 03:02 | not give me shit about paying for more |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I think he's on the rag |
03:14 - 03:16 | Get me their leader |
03:19 - 03:23 | things will be solved right now |
03:25 - 03:26 | this is the least I can do |
03:31 - 03:33 | no matter what |
03:40 - 03:46 | every last cent will be mine |
03:46 - 03:49 | and they will bend over and take it in the arse |
03:53 - 03:56 | Yes sir... |