00:00 - 00:03 | iv checked whatsapp |
00:04 - 00:05 | he's not on Facebook either |
00:05 - 00:07 | rumour has it he's found love again |
00:08 - 00:12 | but we are not sure |
00:12 - 00:15 | however it is looking likely that it is true as his tinder profile has been erased |
00:17 - 00:19 | Did you try trinder? I heard he was into that |
00:19 - 00:21 | that sort of femdom stuff his mate Steiner from work told us |
00:24 - 00:26 | my fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | steiner |
00:31 - 00:33 | steiner also said he took a sick day to meet mummy last week |
00:34 - 00:36 | how true this is we do not know but he told steiner he wants his hole |
00:53 - 00:58 | but we heard there's numerous ladies on his rossiter |
01:13 - 01:15 | please leave the room if you have kids... I don't count because Im obviously more of a friend than you lot |
01:15 - 01:17 | things a fucking joke |
01:18 - 01:23 | I have two kids with Emma and leave him in your so called capable hands and you fuck it up as usual |
01:25 - 01:28 | I have no doubt that fuck Dan is responsible for this he was the last single one he was supposed to keep butch single |
01:29 - 01:31 | what do I do if I get a free pass now? |
01:31 - 01:34 | I only get fucking 1 every 2 months |
01:34 - 01:37 | a fucking joke this is typical of you lazy bastards |
01:37 - 01:40 | you all should have kept him occupied for fuck sake |
01:40 - 01:42 | lyonsy we tried multiple Brazzers and escorts agencies but they said he doesn't pay up |
01:42 - 01:46 | well then you pay them for him that's what you fucking do |
01:46 - 01:48 | lyonsy we don't always have that sort of cash on us at the click of a switch Wez always finds an excuse |
01:48 - 01:52 | that miserable cunt onky butters half his toast to save on butter |
01:53 - 01:54 | why didn't you come to me? |
01:56 - 01:57 | I have some savings iv been keeping for this I fucking knew you'd fuck up |
01:57 - 02:00 | you hickey you've no kids and you get more time to yourself than a dead man |
02:00 - 02:03 | fucking pint after pint and fucking wings is all I hear from you |
02:04 - 02:08 | I fuckin hope the paddocks burns down you cretins |
02:08 - 02:13 | and that carpenter and fucking dominoes for that brillo pad hair wez |
02:14 - 02:16 | I have a fucking free pass tonight and I can't even go out tonight |
02:17 - 02:21 | and now none of you can even telle where the fuck butch is for fuck sake |
02:27 - 02:29 | Who's this lesbian Derek Roche is on about? |
02:30 - 02:34 | is he turning gay or something? |
02:34 - 02:36 | I loved that guy |
02:41 - 02:42 | I would have never date a lesbian |
02:43 - 02:47 | he's too good for that |
02:48 - 02:53 | back in my day I'd have had the cunt out every weekend with me |
02:54 - 02:56 | the vortex. West. heaven. you name it |
02:56 - 02:59 | Emma won't be happy about this |
03:00 - 03:02 | I feel fucking sick for you lot |
03:04 - 03:07 | perhaps when you have 2 kids and never get out you'll realise the seriousness of free passes |
03:14 - 03:16 | don't cry Emma, I hear rochey could be single Soon |
03:19 - 03:23 | if you don't locate him I'm exiting roundballs |
03:25 - 03:26 | You'll have to look elsewhere for porngraphic wit and disgusting jokes |
03:31 - 03:33 | call the lesbian |
03:40 - 03:46 | find her on Facebook and tell her I'm coming for her. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'm moving to Canada |
03:53 - 03:56 | fuck this |