Adam Back reacts to the Bitcoin Cash flippening

11,215 views • 10/11/2017

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Adam Back of Blockstream reacts to the Bitcoin Cash flippening. Blockstream is forced to liquidate all of it's assets.

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00:00 - 00:03Eglin Air Force Base has deployed 100 new shills in /r/btc
00:04 - 00:05They typically make shitposts
00:05 - 00:07In these highly up voted threads
00:08 - 00:12They target posts mentioning Jihan Wu, or Roger Ver
00:12 - 00:15And also Craig Wright, AKA "fake Satoshi"
00:17 - 00:19So we have successfully manipulated public opinion?
00:19 - 00:21Make them think SegWit2x is an altcoin...
00:24 - 00:26My Führer
00:27 - 00:28The miners...
00:31 - 00:33The miners have all migrated to Bitcoin Cash
00:34 - 00:36Everyone but Blockstream has abandoned the Core 1x chain
00:53 - 00:58Everyone except Greg, Luke, and Matt, get out
01:13 - 01:15What the fucking FUCK guys?!
01:15 - 01:17What the fuck am I paying your dumb asses for?!
01:18 - 01:23We censored /r/Bitcoin and banned anyone who promoted big blocks
01:25 - 01:28We even paid off Bitfinex to call Bitcoin Cash "Bcash"
01:29 - 01:31All the major Core developers work for Blockstream
01:31 - 01:34Gregory Maxwell, Luke Dashjr, Matt Corallo, Pieter Wuille, Jorge Timón
01:34 - 01:37We completely controlled Bitcoin's development!
01:37 - 01:40And the entire fucking Bitcoin ecosystem just moves to a different chain?!
01:40 - 01:42My Führer, our chain is crippled with 1 MB blocks, we're a laughing stock
01:42 - 01:46We gave them SegWit, we told them it was a block size increase!
01:46 - 01:48My Führer, they see right through our bullshit, it's no use
01:48 - 01:52Bitcoin Cash was supposed to be a fucking shitcoin altcoin
01:53 - 01:54And now it's the chain with the most proof of work?!
01:56 - 01:57We told them that miners don't matter
01:57 - 02:00We spun up thousands of Bitcoin Core nodes
02:00 - 02:03And now Nakamoto consensus is fucking up our shit?!
02:04 - 02:08We sold fucking hats, people put [NO2X] in their Twitter usernames!
02:08 - 02:13And now we have 8 fucking megabyte blocks on Bitcoin Cash?!
02:14 - 02:16Luke even said blocks should be 300 KB!
02:17 - 02:21ASICboost, Antbleed, UASF, NO2X, none of it worked!
02:27 - 02:29They can finally buy their fucking coffee
02:30 - 02:34I was supposed to be the king. I made hashcash!
02:34 - 02:36Bitcoin is hashcash extended with inflation control!
02:41 - 02:42Why did I ignore Satoshi's email...
02:43 - 02:47I bought my first Bitcoin at the top of the 2013 bubble!
02:48 - 02:53And you so called security experts lost all your Bitcoins in MtGox!
02:54 - 02:56Tone Vays said Bitcoin Cash would trade under a dollar!
02:56 - 02:59Now it's trading at 0.33 BTC and pumping hard
03:00 - 03:02We are witnessing the fucking flippening!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, I diversified our portfolio into Dogecoin
03:14 - 03:16AXA is going to want their $76 million back
03:19 - 03:23The Bilderberg group is going to be fucking pissed
03:25 - 03:26We need to liquidate all our assets
03:31 - 03:33Sell the rest of the hats
03:40 - 03:46Tell Samson Mow not to come into work tomorrow, I'm deleting his Twitter
03:46 - 03:49Tell theymos his last paycheck will come in the mail on Monday
03:53 - 03:56Someone HODL me, I'm gonna cry