| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we have a customer here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | he's looking at the new 458 out front |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you know, the one located right here (outside Berlin) |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | it's been in inventory for 83 days |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the MSRP is set at $299,991 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | how much cash is he putting down today? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It has to be over 30% of MSRP |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mein Sales Manager |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He just got back from the patch |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's wants to finance the 458 for 84 months, prime interest |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Could everyone leave except, Kramer, Yoda, Crepes |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE DO NOT FINANCE FERRARIS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE DON'T SELL TO RIG PIG PLEBS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | UNLESS THEY PAY CASH |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ALL OF IT! UP FRONT |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IN FULL |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THIS IS A FERRARI WE ARE SELLING |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NOT A LIFTED DIESEL |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | TELL THAT NEWFIE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but sir he's actually from Cape Breton |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DONT CARE WHERE HE'S FROM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm just saying, a sale is a sale |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | IF HE WANTS TO FINANCE HE CAN GET A LOAN FROM THE BANK |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IF THEY'LL TAKE HIS "DIRTY MONEY" |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THIS IS A FERRARI DEALERSHIP |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | NOT A FORD DEALERSHIP |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WE DON'T FINANCE FERRARIS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE ONLY DEAL IN CASH OR CHEQUES |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | IF HE WANTS TO OWN A FERRARI HE NEEDS TO EXTRACT MORE... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ...OF THAT SWEET SWEET 'BERTA CRUDE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | FERRARI IS AN EXCLUSIVE BRAND, GET HIM OUT OF HERE, QUIT STALLING |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | 7 years I've been working here |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | only once did someone actually finance a Ferrari |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and it was a royal pain in the butt |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | so anyways |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm getting kind of hangry |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just want a nice double chocolate donut from tims |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | perhaps a french vanilla as well |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | i don't know what do you guys want?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'M BUYING, IT'S ON ME LADIES |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry the free doughnuts will drown those tears |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So back to the Ferrari... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Ferrari doesn't have a finance program |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | there's not much we can do |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Crepe your collar is inside out |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | fix it, then tell that guy he'll have to go to Scotiabank |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can't really do much else |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | sorry I freaked out, I'm not me when I'm hungry |
