00:00 - 00:03 | We expect WowApp to be very popular. |
00:04 - 00:05 | It's starting to be known, |
00:05 - 00:07 | and we saw a huge increase here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We think it started in one country and is quickly gaining momentum |
00:12 - 00:15 | and it's going to spread globally before we can do anything about it. |
00:17 - 00:19 | I'm thinking... |
00:19 - 00:21 | we can make up a few stupid articles about it |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
00:27 - 00:28 | We think... |
00:31 - 00:33 | We think it's too late for that now. |
00:34 - 00:36 | It reached 1st place on App Store. |
00:53 - 00:58 | The ones that didn't create an account when it began should leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Is this a fuckin' joke? |
01:18 - 01:23 | Who do they think they are to do this? |
01:25 - 01:28 | They give earnings? |
01:29 - 01:31 | You can't do this if you want to |
01:31 - 01:34 | keep all the money for yourself! |
01:34 - 01:37 | They are bringing this change which will revolutionize the market! |
01:37 - 01:40 | What the fuck am I going to do now? |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer we still have a few users who don't know about it. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Are you fucking kidding me?!! They are going to switch as soon as they find out!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, think about our features. |
01:48 - 01:52 | What stupid features do you think we're left with? |
01:53 - 01:54 | We have nothing left! |
01:56 - 01:57 | They are bringing new things we didn't think about |
01:57 - 02:00 | and they also do what we do but better than us! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Where do you think that leaves us you imbecile? |
02:04 - 02:08 | What do you think will keep us from losing everything? |
02:08 - 02:13 | They bring cool things like private messaging and even their stickers are better than ours! |
02:14 - 02:16 | They have taken everything from us! |
02:17 - 02:21 | And everyone will start talking about them and even celebrities will use their app! |
02:27 - 02:29 | We need to do something about it. |
02:30 - 02:34 | And we need to do it fast. I'm not going to let this happen. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Even if I have to get the app myself. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Get me an invite! |
02:43 - 02:47 | Get me a fucking invite and let's see what's all this hype! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I can't stand another day and hear everyone talking about it! |
02:54 - 02:56 | And I want you all to get it too! |
02:56 - 02:59 | We're going to study their strategy and |
03:00 - 03:02 | steal everything we can from them! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, I'll get you an invite. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Don't tell anyone I'm on the app. |
03:19 - 03:23 | This is the first time my product feels like crap. |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I want... I want to cry. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I might as well wait for the invite now and see how a real app looks, |
03:46 - 03:49 | and then I'm going to get hired at them |
03:53 - 03:56 | You should do this also... |