| 00:00 - 00:03 | We were playing Poke'mon between 4 and 6 o'clock |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We were filling our pokedex |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We caught various leveled Oddish and Weedle |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But beyond them we didn't find anything rare in the area |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get my gameboy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm at the Elite Four |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner started a new game on yours |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But he accidentally saved over your game |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who's defeated the mighty Elite Four please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I can't fucking believe this! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Steiners such a cunt hole! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'd worked so fucking hard! I loved my mudkip! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'd just made it through victory road! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That fucking Gary |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Always ambushing me after numerous battles! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'd always just make it to the end and Poof! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Out comes Gary fucking Oak |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, i thought this was about Steiner |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Steiner, I'll erase that fucks game and break his gameboy! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Steiner doesn't have Poke'mon |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What bullshit, everyone has fucking pokemon |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Your a fucking liar |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What a noob shit |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | So he doesn't understand the progressive leveling |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He doesn't see all my fucking effort |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All my struggling and commitment gone! Just like that! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I had a level 40 Pikachu and a level 44 Mudkip called Splashy |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Its not about evolving them |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Its about getting them to love you and loving them back |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fucking Steiner |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I mean now i'm fucked, starting all over again |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My heart wont take the pain of losing Splashy again |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Fucking Gary |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't face his smug fucking face and rare Poke'mon again. They're all stronger then they should be |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Picking the Poke'mon that's effective against mine. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What a stupid fucking dick |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | His own grandfather forgot his name |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | FUCK i hate Gary fucking Oak |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Donn't worry Anna, he never saw the champion |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm not gonna start again |
| 03:18 - 03:23 | It's not that I can't be bothered, its that I don't want to feel this pain again |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Goodbye Splashy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A knight, of Goodness |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You guys can keep playing, I won't ruin it for you guys like it was for me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Just promise me one thing, please tell me who the League Champion was. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If it was Gary I'll kill myself.... |
