| 00:00 - 00:03 | In regard to brad's chewing habits |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | he was told by several people here and here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to stop chewing his chips so loudly. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He communicated with us over Skype here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and there we told him to stop slurping his drink like a fucking donkey. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry he can just get braces. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He'll stop sounding so retarded then. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My lord... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Brad... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Brad spent all the money that he saved up for braces |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | on Gold Fifa packs. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave but Jamie, Brad and Abbas. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I SPECIFICALLY SAID "NO FIFA!" |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I FUCKING TOLD THAT DONKEY TO STOP PLAYING! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | BUT THAT FUCKING SMUG LITTLE SHIT DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'd rip his fucking teeth out of his skull if I could but I can't! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THAT FUCK DIDN'T EVEN PACK ANYONE GOOD! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHY WASTE 63 DOLLARS ON FIFA PACKS? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ONE OF YOU TELL ME WHY? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HIS IQ! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He has the IQ of a imbred goldfish, my lord. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | TAKE THAT SHITTY GAME FROM HIM! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Lord, he will drown himself in the spa! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He wipes his father's ass for money. Goddamn it! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | USE SOME OF THAT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He's done it so many times |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | every fucking weekend of every fucking year. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I can't believe he'd blow it on fucking FIFA! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What an incompetent donkey fucker! He's not even good at FIFA! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The team he bought lost to Dean Veenendaal's team for fuck's sake! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He's shit at The Last of Us as well! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He claims to average 8 downs a game but he steals fucking EXECUTIONS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The lad just does my head in. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He's like a potato. He wanks off to that ML chick daily. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then he claims he is Forest Hill's best kick at goal.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fuck's sake. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If I have to hear him munch his Smith's chips over Skype again! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will most certainly punch him in the jaw multiple times! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But of course that wont do anything. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BRACES will very much do something! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But he spent all that fucking money! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. He'll ask his mum for money... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll fundraise for him. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll get as many people as I bloody can to fundraise him. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can't listen. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The prick... will be fixed. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Dean, Abbas and Jamie. You need to invest all your savings into his dentistry account. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If not I don't think I'll ever Skype call him again. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Lord help us all. |
