| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've been tracking deliveries of Höfner basses over all of northern Germany... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are some HCT models coming through... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A few in Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | However, most deliveries have consisted only of Ignition models of the Violin Bass. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | These are all right handed though. No lefties. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what about Cavern basses. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Are they in order? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner says there is a problem. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There are no left handed Cavern Basses. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not in the Beatle Tribute band leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fuck do Höfner think they are doing! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We have rehearsed every song again and again. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | From Please Please Me to Get Back! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Listened to the bass line on every song. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And now I cannot get a left handed Cavern Bass! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | These fucking idiots, don't they know we need this bass. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How can I perform The Beatles without a Höfner? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, we have a copy bass... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I am the leader of Heatles, I cannot play a copy. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, perhaps nobody will notice... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You idiot. Fuck, what do you think I will look like. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We cannot become the master tribute band in the world like this. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We've waited months for a left handed Cavern bass and still nothing. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do I have to wait a year? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Can't they make anything, all I ever wanted was a Cavern Bass. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Hours and hours of rehearsals. The best of The Beatles. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We were going to show the fucking British how to run a pop group. Fuck their mop-tops. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All that She Loves You Yeah Yeah Yeah. Fuck. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why why? I was ready to take over Europe with The Heatles. Now it will be shit music from Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now what. It's criminal. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am alone, alone, the only bass player. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Nobody else has the groove. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That's it then. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's a conspiracy at Höfner. They love that McCartney. Talentless scouser. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I cannot play a v62 Mersey bass. It doesn't have the tone. I need the close spaced pickups. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But what do you care. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You fools would play any shit, like The Rolling Stones. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now what am I to do. We must form an Abba tribute band. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It will be alright. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Go and get the Abba greatest hits record. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is a disaster. The loss is unimaginable. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Reduced to this. No Cavern bass. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A trick by the allies. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I so wanted to play that Cavern bass and hear all the Mädchen screaming. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At the front of The Heatles. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go on, clear off. |
