The Bouncing Day Massacre

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An honest and accurate appraisal of the recent clash at Hillsborough


00:00 - 00:05So let's look at the outcome of the much anticipated Sheffield derby
00:05 - 00:07I've been looking forward to this
00:07 - 00:10Well, as you'd expect, it was a doddle.
00:11 - 00:16The Massive dismantled tin-pot Sheffield United, just as they said they would
00:17 - 00:21Smashed them to pieces they did
00:21 - 00:24Like f**k they did
00:29 - 00:31Listen to this
00:31 - 00:34"We'll team them a footballing lesson" they said
00:38 - 00:40and, and
00:41 - 00:47"They won't be able to live with us" I've never seen such a one sided demolition job of a jumped up set of half wits in all my life
00:47 - 00:50They lasted all of two minutes before conceding
00:50 - 00:56Flecky smashed one in from the edge of the box and their keeper stood there like a f******g statue
00:58 - 00:59You should have seen the look on their faces
00:59 - 01:01They didn't know what had hit them
01:04 - 01:06And then that Wednesday reject Clarke?
01:06 - 01:08Smashed another one in
01:13 - 01:14A third rate striker
01:14 - 01:16not good enough for them
01:16 - 01:20goes and doubles United's lead
01:21 - 01:27"We'll slaughter United" they said, "We'll take them apart"
01:35 - 01:36And here they are
01:36 - 01:392-0 down, at home to their biggest rivals
01:41 - 01:44Hang on though, let's be serious for a minute.
01:44 - 01:47To be fair, they did get a couple of goals back
01:47 - 01:49So now they think they might go on to win
01:50 - 01:53They actually thought they might go on to win
01:54 - 01:56against a team
01:56 - 01:58that had played them off the park
01:58 - 02:02Their delusion re-appeared and they started bouncing all over the place
02:05 - 02:07Guess what,
02:10 - 02:11Guess what,
02:11 - 02:13Guess what happened
02:15 - 02:17Within 90 seconds,
02:17 - 02:20Duffy goes up and smashes another one in in front of the Blades fans
02:21 - 02:28One minute the whole ground is bouncing thinking they're going to go on and win the game, the next they're in total silence
02:29 - 02:30They thought they could actually win?
02:30 - 02:32Yes, they thought they could actually win
02:36 - 02:39It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen
02:40 - 02:42Serves them right if you ask me
02:50 - 02:55Couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch
02:56 - 02:58You think Carlos will get through this
02:58 - 03:04Most of them want him out, they're fed up of the garbage hoof ball
03:04 - 03:09It's all they see week in, week out
03:09 - 03:11 Personally I hope he stays forever
03:16 - 03:20I still can't get over it
03:23 - 03:26it was going to be embarrassing they said
03:31 - 03:36Well, I think it's fair to say, it certainly was for them