| 00:00 - 00:05 | So let's look at the outcome of the much anticipated Sheffield derby |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I've been looking forward to this |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Well, as you'd expect, it was a doddle. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | The Massive dismantled tin-pot Sheffield United, just as they said they would |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Smashed them to pieces they did |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Like f**k they did |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Listen to this |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | "We'll team them a footballing lesson" they said |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | and, and |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | "They won't be able to live with us" I've never seen such a one sided demolition job of a jumped up set of half wits in all my life |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They lasted all of two minutes before conceding |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Flecky smashed one in from the edge of the box and their keeper stood there like a f******g statue |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | You should have seen the look on their faces |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They didn't know what had hit them |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And then that Wednesday reject Clarke? |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Smashed another one in |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | A third rate striker |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | not good enough for them |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | goes and doubles United's lead |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | "We'll slaughter United" they said, "We'll take them apart" |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And here they are |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | 2-0 down, at home to their biggest rivals |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Hang on though, let's be serious for a minute. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | To be fair, they did get a couple of goals back |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So now they think they might go on to win |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | They actually thought they might go on to win |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | against a team |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | that had played them off the park |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Their delusion re-appeared and they started bouncing all over the place |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Guess what, |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Guess what, |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Guess what happened |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Within 90 seconds, |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Duffy goes up and smashes another one in in front of the Blades fans |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | One minute the whole ground is bouncing thinking they're going to go on and win the game, the next they're in total silence |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | They thought they could actually win? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, they thought they could actually win |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Serves them right if you ask me |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | You think Carlos will get through this |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Most of them want him out, they're fed up of the garbage hoof ball |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | It's all they see week in, week out |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Personally I hope he stays forever |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I still can't get over it |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | it was going to be embarrassing they said |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Well, I think it's fair to say, it certainly was for them |
