| 00:00 - 00:05 | Ok Widbrook only had 10 at the start |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but Hawks started with that spastic Laurie |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Callum had taken his 1 week a year holiday |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Josh Parker chipped his toenail and that piss can Mingham had to come on |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | The manager of Widbrook thinks they were unlucky |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Fucking arse badger |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Unlucky ! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I thought Laurie was touched in the head, |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Wanker |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I think he must have had some of Robs medication and was off his tits |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | the utter cock womble |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Widbrook unlucky, lucky to get a draw more like |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | What fucking |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | What fucking game was he watching |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Escape to Victory on his I Phone ? |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Same last week with those dirty cunts Wymering |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Unlucky ! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | same bollocks every week |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Another red card |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Dirty bastards, should learn to shut the fuck up |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Comedy fucking gold |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Ref you cunt, send me off ! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Lets be serious for a moment, |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Let's just try, for a moment, |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | It was clearly obstruction |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | 3 balls between his legs |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Laurie, |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Trying castrate him |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | poor fucker, nearly had his nads hanging out of his ears |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | his ears |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Then the ref books him |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | A yellow, for obstruction |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Then he sends the poor cunt off |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | No bollocks and now an early shower |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Then another twat gets chirpy with the ref and gets a yellow |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | What a nobber |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yes, a proper nobber |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | You could not make it up |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | sad shower of shit |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I bet his mother wished she was on the pill twenty years ago |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Must have been piss funny |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yes it was, I was laughing so hard, I though I was going to burst my barse |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I did a liitle wee in my pants, I could'nt help it |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I nearly did one just then thinking about it |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I cannot wait for the game next week |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Hawks could win 10-0 and they'd be "lucky" |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Serioulsy there really are some deluded cunts out there |
