| 00:00 - 00:03 | Matt will set up a Bastion turret behind Joe's shield.. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I will become Australia man |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and barrage this point with grenades |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Dave will hit them with a surprise attack from behind.. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Adam, you will provide healing support.... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fantastic... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With this defence we will be impenetrable. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Adam... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There is a problem.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have a random noob. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The plan has gone to shit. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Shaun, Matt, Dave stay here. Everyone else get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The bass is FU-KIN RAW!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This happens every FU-KIN time |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Shit team mates all the FU-KIN time |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've had enough of this... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You're all fucking useless.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm surprised at how shit you are. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How am I supposed to reach Platinum rank like this? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You're all FU-KIN pathetic!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Shaun is platinum. If we stick to the plan.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK the FU-KIN plan.. the plan has gone to SHIT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We can still do this, it's not too late! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're cooking in a burnt pan you fucking dick! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We've fucked it again, right at the end! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You're as good as them fucking noobs! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fuck your bullshit platinum rank, you're not even Gold standard! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You two. You pissant silver ranks are practically cannon fodder. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fucking hell, I might as well have Grem on my team.. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | At least with him around I wouldn't have to put up with you FU-KIN NOBODYS! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Maybe he can't tell the difference from left and right.. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But atleast he knows the difference between winning and FU-KIN losing. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've had enough of this.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I always play well. But you twats let me down. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Can't you all be less shit for a change? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I mean.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How hard is it to give me some FU-KIN support when I'm trying to heal you fucking twats.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | or to get on the FU-KIN PAYLOAD and move it forward for FUCK SAKE! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You can't even defend properly. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Matt thinks it's a good idea to run off on his own for fuck sake... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Dave gets swatted out the sky with FU-KIN EASE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You're not a noob. Adam doesn't know you're only 9.... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why do I bother.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We're heading for the copper league reserves... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I've had it.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The disc is going in the bin.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So, same again tomorrow? About 6 o clock good for everyone? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe you can all be less shit next time.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | especially you Dave... |
