SJ flaunts Meeting Room protocol
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Meeting Room Protocol
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fuhrer, it has come to our attention that SJ has used the new Meeting Room without permission |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He was in there with minor celebrity Brendan Bell |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They we're plotting MX TV's move into the German market |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They felt the Moto Room wasn't up to the standard required to film their presentation |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as they were using that famous Italian Brand, Alpine Star as the key the the German Market |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't you know it's not Alpine Star, it's Alpinestars! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Why do people always get that wrong? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, we did our best to intimidate them |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | but they wouldn't leave |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It was like SJ didn't give a fuck |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We even gave them Death Stares |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All you who didn't join in the Death Stare campaign... leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is it with Moto |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They think their Hairy Legs, somehow makes them superior |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For years i've been Shaving, Waxing doing everything I can to keep up a Feminine appearance |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | but no, Moto still thinks they are superior |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't they know that we have 3 times the stock they have |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We've got more Cannondales than Cannondale |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not too mention Envy Wheels, they're worth a Million Dollars a set! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We even sold a set once |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but Sir that was to Jarrod, he works in Moto |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | a sale is a sale, he even Waxes |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I know, but he also rides a KTM Motorcycle |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | KTM are a Bicycle company you Dickhead |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking Austrians are into everything |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | they're our next door neighbours for fucks sake |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They invent one thing and think their shit doesn't stink |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | now the've taken over Husqvarna, lets see how that goes for them |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | fucking Red Head heaps of shit |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | they'll never sell, BMW couldn't even make it work |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | wait till BMW makes a Dual Cab Ute |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | then we'll show those pricks in Moto |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | SJ thinks he's so good in that fucking Ranger |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and Marquis in a top of the line Jeep |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and I only have a Commodore Wagon |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | don't they know I'm the General Manager of the Cycling Department? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but no, a Strategy, Marketing and I don't know the fuck what else Manager gets a Jeep |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Moto needs to show us more respect |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | where was their Barista during their presentations |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they can't even pull down an Octagon |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | they even managed to keep their total costs under our Muffin and Coffee bill |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, all staff members were going there for Coffee |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we finally manage to get one over them, with a 5 Star Meeting Room |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and SJ is the 1st to use it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we need to get an ally in Moto to send an e-mail out |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | JR will do it, he's got the smoothest legs in moto |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | aside from Phil Harper |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | but we can't ask him, he's SJ's mate |
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