00:00 - 00:03 | As you have EA Access, you will receive FIFA early |
00:04 - 00:05 | You will have 10 hours. |
00:05 - 00:07 | You have the digital copy, no disc is delivered |
00:08 - 00:12 | This will give you access to all features of the game |
00:12 - 00:15 | Including web app and pack openings |
00:17 - 00:19 | So I can play the whole game a week early? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Including Ultimate Team? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher? |
00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner, you tell him |
00:31 - 00:33 | They have downgraded some players |
00:34 - 00:36 | Its a joke |
00:53 - 00:58 | All who do not play FIFA, please leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Why do EA always muck about with it? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I used to love playing with Schweinsteiger! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I dont care he went to Man Utd and then some joke american league |
01:25 - 01:28 | He was the perfect CDM |
01:29 - 01:31 | Now he can't even pass the ball. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Ibra? Ibra? It was bad when his skills were downgraded |
01:34 - 01:37 | But pace?? |
01:37 - 01:40 | IS he the new Mertersacker? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Furher, he is injured? |
01:42 - 01:46 | Injured? He was Man Utd's top scorer |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furher, he one of the oldest players in the league |
01:48 - 01:52 | Age means nothing, class is permanent |
01:53 - 01:54 | Shocking |
01:56 - 01:57 | Rashford? Still in nappies |
01:57 - 02:00 | Martial? Overpriced but OP cos he's a cover star!! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Reus - bloody sicknote! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Why do I pay so much every year? |
02:08 - 02:13 | I may as well just empty my wallet and |
02:14 - 02:16 | throw my hard earned money down the toilet |
02:17 - 02:21 | and get my kids to empty their bowels |
02:27 - 02:29 | on top of it. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Please tell me they have fixed the AI? |
02:34 - 02:36 | If those defenders still lose the ball, |
02:41 - 02:42 | pass it to the opposition or |
02:43 - 02:47 | get pushed of the ball by Juan Mata |
02:48 - 02:53 | I swear I will drive up to EA myself |
02:54 - 02:56 | and personally wag my finger in their face |
02:56 - 02:59 | whilst huffing loudly |
03:00 - 03:02 | Every god damn year! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, COD is out next month |
03:14 - 03:16 | Its just so sad |
03:19 - 03:23 | When will PES come back to their glory days |
03:25 - 03:26 | Has anyone got any chocolate? |
03:31 - 03:33 | Crisps? Biscuits? |
03:40 - 03:46 | Sod it, let them have my money |
03:46 - 03:49 | Call my mortgage broker |
03:53 - 03:56 | Baggsy player 1 |