| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your message on steam has been sent to Stalin. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | His mustache has been insulted, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | His manhood questioned. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He has also been called Churchill and Roosavelt's bitch, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and that he will never point at Berlin like we can. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Now we must wait for his pathetic responce |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So that we can all laugh. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner has recieved Stalin's responce. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | "that madeth me laugh outeth in the open loud" |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has been Brecht by Stalin in the past better leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can he just laugh at our increadably well structured insult! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We took all of his individuality, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and shoved it IN THE TOILET |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I once Brecht the entire SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I then drained all of their tears into a paint class |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND THEN DRANK THEM ALL |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader it happens to the best of us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NOT THE VERY BEST!!! THAT'S A CONTRADICTION! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, nobody can be the very best! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | definitly not you, you spunk stain on my carpet, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCK YOU!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can't just reply with |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "OOOOOHHH STANISLAVSKI BITCH" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This has gone far beyond drama banter, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | A simple "WENCK" won't work bescause I'm already speaking in GERMAN! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | which rules out "DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL" also!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is there no BANTER GOD!? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Soon I'll be dead and preyed on by that NECROPHILIAC STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Clearly I have been supassed. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just tried SO HARD |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To be the best Brecher there ever was. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I blame Steam. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THAT WRETCHED GAMING PLATFORM HAS CONFOUNDED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Every time I log on it's either "civ?" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or fucking abuse from Stalin! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Hitler did you make you toothstache |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | from your ARSE HAIR LOL!?" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, It was my arse hair not his |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | send an email to Mr. Ewan. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | saying nothing but "fight me". |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He'll make it quick. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And painless. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We could maybe somehow send it on Stalin's account, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but we don't know his password. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Adam. |
