| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Cubs will be playing game 4 of the NLCS at Wrigley against the Mets. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Cubs have Jason Hammel while the Mets have Steven Matz. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have seats near the Cubs dugout. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Steiner will drive us there. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If we get there early, we can get some autographs. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Even if we are down 0-3, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We still have a chance of winning the series. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the Cubs, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Cubs lost the game 8-3. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Cubs have been eliminated from the playoffs. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are a Mets fan, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The Mets have swept the Cubs!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We had a bigger chance of getting to the World Series and we still lost! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't believe this. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We beat the Mets all seven times this season! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We have Kris Bryant and Anthony Rizzo! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And yet we still lost! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We should have won the series! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, the Mets have great pitching. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We have Jake Arrieta and Jon Lester! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, Daniel Murphy hit home runs off of both of them. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He is no Carlos Beltran! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 2015 was supposed to be the Cubs year! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We had over 97 wins! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But the Mets are the ones going to the World Series! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is worse than the 2003 NLCS! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Worse than the 1945 World Series! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Worse than the 1969 season! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The Mets winning the NLCS is worse than us losing the war to Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't believe we choked again. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | When are we going to succeed in the playoffs!? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's been over a century without winning the World Series! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The Mets... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The Royals better kick their asses in the World Series! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Those damn Mets will not win! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The Royals will be the champions of baseball! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But we can't let this happen again! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Cardinals and White Sox fans are always making fun of us! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, the Mets will win it all. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What a pathetic performance. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All we can do now is hope for next year. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We will be better next year. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What we need is David Price. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will have a better pitching rotation next year. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But we have a lot of young great players. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bryant, Russell, Baez, Rizzo, Soler, Castro, Schwarber, we will be better next year |
