| 00:00 - 00:03 | NetApp is Running Great |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As You Can See Here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | our Data is now Backed up via NetApp |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Just Some SQL jobs to add |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But its Under Control |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What About Restores ? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That Will be the Easy Part |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir...... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ..Its Not |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ..it Not working |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Their Documentation says it should |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | EveryOne Bar the Storage Team , Architect and NetApp rep get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the Fuck did this happen ? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We have had a year to get this right |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | clearly this is a bloody joke |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There is one week till we are expected to restore meridio |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How the hell can we fix this |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | let alone in a week |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | if we cant even recover data |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | whats the fucking point ? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but sir we purchased NetApps software |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I Wouldnt wipe my arse with that ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Sir we have SnapProtect |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You had one job backup and recover |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And you FAILED! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and now you say we cant RECOVER |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Seriously, how is this possible? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Our entire data center has grown! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Yet all you have to show for it, after an entire year, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Is some SnapShit and a bad joke for monitoring software? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What has QA honestly done |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | for us after 130K of the storage budget? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You know, we're all fucked.! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The execs will never approve a surprise $350K |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | cap ex dropped on their laps |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And you, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You sold us this shit, knowing full well |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | that we would need to buy more disks. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well congratulations, you won. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Our storage architect fucked us. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He didn't even buy us dinner first. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's not true. He did buy them dinner. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You haven't been in the office |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | in over a month... sitting on the beach. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Buy it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You told us the it was under control. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We should have known that this wasn't true. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You've won, Mr. Storage Architect. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now get the fuck out of my office. |
