| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are concerned about the traffic building up in the inner city area |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We want to build a tarmac covered transport conveyance medium.... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ... developing a navigation alternative. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This will follow a route tangential to the arc of the circumference of the city, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | carrying the individual transport units in the least disruptive manner |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What you really mean is.... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | you want to build a ring road.... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You can't.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You can't just call it a ring road |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Engineers are incapable of using just two words |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Engineers are using too much of my oxygen. Clear the room.... now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's why I prefer... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | to work with chemists. They're just better |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They never use seven words when two will be more than enough |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Even salesmen use less words |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I am so over having engineers trying to confuse me with jargon |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The ones from the military are the worst |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | littering the conversation |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with four letter acronym words |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, we invented four letter acronym words |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care what we invented |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, without the F.L.A. we couldn't.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This is exactly what I'm talking about you arse-wipe |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I wanted a brief report of the roading plan |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and "shit-for-brains" here |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | brings me "tangential to the arc of the circumference" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "tangential to the arc of the circumference?" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What the fuck does that even mean you moron?? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Can anyone understand them? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I understand Guy Martin better than I understand engineers |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | .....and he's from Grimsby.... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My life is evaporating listening to engineer jargon... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You have to make them stop |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Do whatever it it takes |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm not really angry.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | it's just that they drive me up the wall, taking a simple concept |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and adding layer upon layer of complexity |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I have more important things to do |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | than to spend my final few days |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | trying to decipher the incoherence of damned engineers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, you can pretend you're a chemist |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You're all intelligent men |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But my mother can explain things better than you, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | the old slapper... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You've all thought it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've seen the way you've been looking at her |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least she's not an engineer |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hate engineers |
