Marmalade does Berlin.
253 views8/24/2013
travelling at 180kph around the ring road slowed to about 120kph along this bit He'd left London early in the morning and is believed to be carrying rocket launchers to rebels in the city Can you not stop the fat bastard, he's not hard to see? and riding a flying sofa.
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| 00:04 - 00:05 | travelling at 180kph around the ring road |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | slowed to about 120kph along this bit |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He'd left London early in the morning |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and is believed to be carrying rocket launchers to rebels in the city |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Can you not stop the fat bastard, he's not hard to see? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and riding a flying sofa. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss man... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He's, umm... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Not on a Pan european |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's on a monkey bike |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you've ever ridden a monkey bike, get out of my office. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You incompetent twats |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | a fucking monkey bike !! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How the fuck did he pass the front line? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They couldn't hit the side of a fucking barn with a spade |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Did they even see him or were they too busy wanking? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Those readers wives dropped to the front line have ruined us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Soldiers wanking everywhere, up to their knees in cock juice in the trenches. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | dropping shaggable staff would be a much better idea |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But who are we going to shag if we drop them all off at the front line |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, I need to sew my wild oats |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You look like a queer, go fuck a soldier |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I just don't fucking believe it |
| 01:56 - 02:03 | a fat bastard on a monkey bike makes it from calais to Berlin in one piece |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who the fuck else has gotten through? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who the fuck else has gotten through? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We'll have fucking smiler through next in his denim jacket grinning like a mong |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He'll even probably manage not to crash |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | find and burn all cg125's |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That should stop him |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | failing that, line the roads with crisp packets |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | walkers cheese and onion or doritoes |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We'll find him in a ditch is he makes it over the border |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I suppose we'll have to do with lays |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm not splashing out on walkers bags of fresh air |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | robbing cunts |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | who the fuck pays out for expensive crisps? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | only dole claimants splashing out |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, walkers are not that expensive |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If maramalade reaches the centre |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we're all fucked |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | rocket launchers pointed up our arse |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | it'll be time to kiss your arse goodbye |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We must use all resources to stop him |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | speed cameras, camera vans |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Even a bed of nails if we must |