| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have important information about one of the Mineplex ranks |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Owners have found that many players. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Got Titan very easily after the chests. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Players have went to 0 to 10,000+ Titans |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And they have been thinking of something |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So what are you saying? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I don't understand |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They um.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are thinking of removing Titan and Flaming Pumpkins |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And you will not be able to get it again |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is not Titan, get out of this room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I WASTED 50.00 USD ON MYTHICAL CHESTS AND HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANYTHING |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHY DID YOU GET SO LUCKY AND I GOT SHIT LIKE 20 BAT SWARMS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I ALREADY HAD 200 BAT SWARMS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO DO |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I HATE ALL YOU TITANS DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME JEALOUS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'M GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE I TRIED TOO HARD |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sorry Sir, It was just luck. I swea... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LUCKY BASTARD |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I will buy you legend after this, Sir. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I DON'T CARE ABOUT LEGEND I WANTED SEXY RED BOLD |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I WILL KILL YOU |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | NOW HOW AM I GOING TO GAIN POPULARITY |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THEY WILL JUST LAUGH AT MY LEVEL 6 |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I BET YOU HAVE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE SAYING YOUR NAME WHEN YOU JOIN A LOBBY |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I WANT TO KILL ALL OF YOU IN THIS ROOM |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ALL I WANTED WAS THAT RED BOLD. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THAT. SEXY. RED. BOLD. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THANKS TO THE MINEPLEX STAFF, MY DREAMS ARE CRUSHED. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I haven't shit in 3 weeks |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I used all my time going on Draw My Thing for pumpkins |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I never got more than 1 each game |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I feel ashamed. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE IT HAPPENED? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I WILL HAVE EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWNS EVERY TIME I LOG IN |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | While you are over there smiling with Titan |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Well you know what? Fuck you all. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | NOW I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER TITAN ACCOUNT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You didn't get Titan too? Scrub. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was at 196 Flaming Pumpkins. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I didn't even get a chance to finish the achievement. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm going to quit Minecraft. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Sexy red bold. Gone. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to kill the owners for this |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Don't be surprised if I am dead next morning. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Karl Doenitz will take over if I am dead. |
