| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...reports are coming in from 1400 Gaines |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Detectives responded and |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | are engaged in a scene search here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 2nd shift are all on another homicide |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and 3rd shift units on shootings to the east |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Send NETS into the area |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They will be able to take care of this. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ski... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | NETS... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | NETS has scheduled neighborhood meetings |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...and they are all out of stickers. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Bladel, Behnning, Smith and Smull |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why are they shooting!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Don't these people know the Davenport Difference!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | EVERY. SINGLE. DAY THEY SHOOT UP THE PLACE!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How are we supposed to ignore this until winter comes!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and what are we going to say for the annual crime report? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who are we supposed to send if NETS is busy? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and when will these car thefts stop!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How can we massage these kinds of numbers!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ski, we have VIPS on standby... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | VIPS!? Maybe they can bring their big van and make coffee |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ski, Mrs. Hartman makes great coffee... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We don't need her damn coffee! We need Ice Cream to hand out! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Next thing you know... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | we are going have to actually |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | answer questions from the press on why we stopped doing |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | police work at all! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do you know the liability we would be exposed to |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | if we actually started doing work again on the streets!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and what if we get negative press out of it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then we are all out of here when the mayor purges us just like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why can't people just lock it up? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We said "LOCK YOUR CARS" people! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Do we need a gun safety PSA too? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How could this even happen |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | so soon after the ice cream social!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We are kinder, gentler, we have stickers and even ice cream! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | yet they still shoot everyone. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Are we actually supposed to go chasing these bad guys now!? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We'd have to change the entire pursuit policy to allow chases! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Jane, they won't change the policy. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Did we need more flavors at the social? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe we need more staff meetings? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I just don't know. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Bettendorf doesn't have this problem |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You know, they call it "The Premiere City" |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...maybe they're hiring soon. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Anyone doing crossfit at lunch? |
