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Chief reacts to crime briefings in real time by staff officers

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00:00 - 00:03...reports are coming in from 1400 Gaines
00:04 - 00:05Detectives responded and
00:05 - 00:07are engaged in a scene search here.
00:08 - 00:122nd shift are all on another homicide
00:12 - 00:15and 3rd shift units on shootings to the east
00:17 - 00:19Send NETS into the area
00:19 - 00:21They will be able to take care of this.
00:24 - 00:26Ski...
00:27 - 00:28NETS...
00:31 - 00:33NETS has scheduled neighborhood meetings
00:34 - 00:36...and they are all out of stickers.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out except Bladel, Behnning, Smith and Smull
01:13 - 01:15Why are they shooting!?
01:15 - 01:17Don't these people know the Davenport Difference!?
01:18 - 01:23EVERY. SINGLE. DAY THEY SHOOT UP THE PLACE!!
01:25 - 01:28How are we supposed to ignore this until winter comes!?
01:29 - 01:31and what are we going to say for the annual crime report?
01:31 - 01:34Who are we supposed to send if NETS is busy?
01:34 - 01:37and when will these car thefts stop!?
01:37 - 01:40How can we massage these kinds of numbers!?
01:40 - 01:42Ski, we have VIPS on standby...
01:42 - 01:46VIPS!? Maybe they can bring their big van and make coffee
01:46 - 01:48Ski, Mrs. Hartman makes great coffee...
01:48 - 01:52We don't need her damn coffee! We need Ice Cream to hand out!
01:53 - 01:54Next thing you know...
01:56 - 01:57we are going have to actually
01:57 - 02:00answer questions from the press on why we stopped doing
02:00 - 02:03police work at all!
02:04 - 02:08Do you know the liability we would be exposed to
02:08 - 02:13if we actually started doing work again on the streets!?
02:14 - 02:16and what if we get negative press out of it
02:17 - 02:21Then we are all out of here when the mayor purges us just like Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29Why can't people just lock it up?
02:30 - 02:34We said "LOCK YOUR CARS" people!
02:34 - 02:36Do we need a gun safety PSA too?
02:41 - 02:42How could this even happen
02:43 - 02:47so soon after the ice cream social!?
02:48 - 02:53We are kinder, gentler, we have stickers and even ice cream!
02:54 - 02:56yet they still shoot everyone.
02:56 - 02:59Are we actually supposed to go chasing these bad guys now!?
03:00 - 03:02We'd have to change the entire pursuit policy to allow chases!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, Jane, they won't change the policy.
03:14 - 03:16Did we need more flavors at the social?
03:19 - 03:23Maybe we need more staff meetings?
03:25 - 03:26I just don't know.
03:31 - 03:33Bettendorf doesn't have this problem
03:40 - 03:46You know, they call it "The Premiere City"
03:46 - 03:49...maybe they're hiring soon.
03:53 - 03:56Anyone doing crossfit at lunch?