| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Privacy Commissioner's report was released today. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He found in favour of the Goof Lovers. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There are many gooves here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It was all because of those two goof lovers Sean Smith and Craig E Jones! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This means you must destroy all copies of two gooves videos. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok well let's just get Nicole |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to create some fraudlent servers to host them. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Lord |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Nicole |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Nicole left last month and started her own pedo catching group. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's called Chilliwach Creep Catchers. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Jay Kitzach , Jenn Beemish, Chris Bondurant, and Tyler Patrick stay here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THE GOOVES ARE FUCKING WINNING!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THOSE FUCKING PEDO LOVING GOOOVES CANNOT WIN!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How am I going to feed myself if I can't sell my ugly ass hoodies???!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And how can I afford new sandals?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who does the Commissioner think he is!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Let's blast that fucking Pedo commissioner! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Blast him until he loses his job! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And then we will catch ALL the pedos!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Lord we already have 3 defamation lawsuits against us! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That Pedo commissioner can go FUCK HIMSELF! He loves Pedos!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Lord, we have no evidence of that. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who cares about fucking evidence! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I decide who is a pedo!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | No adult can ever talk to a child! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Except of course for Lance and my crew! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He can fuck a 16 year old when he is 32 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's all because of Sean Smith and his stupid ass lawyer! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I am never going to let the gooves win! How will I ever make a living?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All I ever wanted to do was catch gooves!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now Sean Smith thinks he can outsmart me! Does he not realize how smart I am? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least we still have more Facebook likes than he does! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Let's start a petition! A petition to make me the Privacy Commissioner. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'd be the best Privacy Commissioner ever! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Then we can catch every goof. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The world will be rid of all goofs and everyone will own ugly ass hoodies! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And then I can continue to collect welfare while not declaring hoodie sales or fundraisers. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Helena and I can finally buy a house. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And then we can host the best goof hater parties in our house. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll even invite that Nicole bitch! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Helena...she's not as pretty as you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want to kill all the gooves. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I told my mom when I was a kid that catching gooves was my only dream. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's all I live for. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If I can't, there is no point to live. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But Sean Smith and Craig Jones must know that they are the biggest goooves ever. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Because they saved all the other gooves. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Yer Dun Bud! |
