| 00:00 - 00:03 | The SBHS 16B's rugby team play TAS this week. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They play here at Mckay, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | On this field. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Armidale School is the favourite to win. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They are all country bumpkins. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | SBHS will win. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Anthony will carry them. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Anthony... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Anthony broke his arm last week. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was f***** up... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you think you are better than him, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The team is done! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They need him or they're done! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The rest of the team is hopeless! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who will carry them? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What, Oliver??? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It'd be a miracle if he even turned up! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He is so busy with Maccas! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He might as well live there! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, what about Ashley Ow? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Ashley is useless! He cannot pass the ball! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, he is just as capable. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He cannot pass left to right at all! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And Peter??? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He thinks he is the best captain. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Just because he is white! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And Dylan is absolute garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All he does is talk and does not stay focused! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He is practically a nugget but talks more than a girl! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Our only hope is Edison, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But the coaches need him to play flanker in the A's! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Anthony was our only chance. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Anthony was actually coordinated. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He was the best halfback. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We have a completely useless, uncoordinated, and tiny team! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We have to rely on Peter to lead us to victory |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'd rather have Patrick |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And he doesn't even turn up to the games! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And don't even get me started on Ashley! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Ashley, you're not bad |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why did I sign up with this team? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could have been with the 16A's... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You all suck... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Find a new coach. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Or get some actual talented players into this team, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then maybe I'll stay. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Why, Anthony? |
