| 00:00 - 00:05 | Have you heard ive got a posting to 21 Bty |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They think im going to put a shift in |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Do they even know me |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I play every sport there is to play in work time |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I'm never gonna be in work |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Fools |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Hats |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Hey i reckon i'll get my Staff Sergeant out of it |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | I know!! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Hey I'm going to tell them all that i might even attempt P Company |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And im going to send a Coyotee to Germany and not get anybody to sign for it |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Im going to pull the wool over their eyes |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | It's going to be Buckshee |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They're not going to know whats hit them |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Robbo is going to have his work cut out |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And Britton |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Easy for me |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I'm going to cycle every afternoon |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | swim every morning and turn up late |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I'm going to pretend to work at night time, but only when the BC is there |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Liar liar bums on fire |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I'll be just like SSgt Reilly |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Hey theyve got this BC there who preaches eating healthy |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I'm going to tell him that im doing exactly what he says |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I'm going to watch all of his videos |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I'll private message him at night time to see if he is ok |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | He'll be thinking I'm all over it |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I might even facetime him |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | If he's lucky i may even pretend to do triathlon |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | wear a skin tight wet suit |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | yes me in a wet suit |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | and a silly streamline bike helmet |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I'll look like an absolute helmet |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | In fact i'll look like a roll on deoderant on a bike |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I wonder how long i could keep that going for, hey have you seen my pink Chinos |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Pink ones???? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I'm going to wear them on days out |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They are awful, but if the BC likes them |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Then i'll put them on every time |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Oh my god, I'm laughing that hard a little poo has entered my pants |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | How long are you thinking of spending there? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | As long as it takes, I'm going to suggest a 24hr Endurance run |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But then i'm going to stitch Jez up to organise it all and then leave |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I'm going to leave on a high |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | what do you think about all of that |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | It sounds like a good plan right?? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Oh wow it's going to be epic, I'll be known as Big Sporty Never There Mac. The End |
