| 00:00 - 00:03 | Who was Shane Fryday with there the weekend? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Rumor has it it was Ailish Grant |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He touched her here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Hes a right sneaky bastard, Mick Barry wont be happy... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Johnny Carroll will be fair jealous over it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Aaron Ryan? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How did he get on? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He am... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | HE SHAT HIMSELF OUTSIDE LARS!! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | His pants was absolutely ruined after it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has shifted his sister Chloe, get the fuck out of the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the name of fuck was he thinkin?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He shat himself!! And he didnt even pull down his pants |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Hes hit yet another new low for fuck sake!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Wait till Dick Martin hears... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Hel go fuckin mental!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And as for fuckin T.J... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The butcher shop will never do the same trade!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | There must have been some smell outside Lars |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | No it wasnt that bad but there was shit everywhere,,, |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And the fuckin Sars boys there lookin at him!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | B-but the Sars boys know what hes like at this stage... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'l think Clonoulty is full of Poo Factories!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And just after the time Carroll got locked into the Jacks.... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Well what had he to drink like? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Half a naggin i suppose as usual the wake cunt! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you fuckin serious like? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And he thinkin hes well able for pints with Sadlier n the lads |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How will we keep this quiet?? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If only that bastard could control his fuckin bowels |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What will we do? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Does Lar know he shit outside the pub? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This could bring him out of retirement |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Did he even wipe his hole? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Spose he wiped it with his hand...dirty animal |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No wonder Lar threw him out after he soiling himself... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Oh nesus he'l never play senior again |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who does he think hes fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Hes some ape... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Chloe, your tits are still massive |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The cashel boys will be laughin at us over this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Never mind all the Cappa lads... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We'l still win the west though |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Mainly cos they'r useless. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Come on we'l go to Eddies for a few to drown our sorrows... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Someone ring Cookie...and Thomas Butler |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And get onto Pa Stapleton for a loan of a nappy for Aaron |
