| 00:00 - 00:05 | We've worked on Bannerlord for seven years and everyone's saying |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "Hurry up and release it FFS!" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | What have you guys been doing all this time? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We can't tell them we've only worked on it part time |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | and the game is only half done |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Half done! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Half done!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We just sit around eating pizza and counting money |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Half done XD |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I told them it was complete and we're working on final polish |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | But you have to keep them confused |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | So I told them them I had no idea when it would release! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And they accept it! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | It's like they're zombies! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They believe whatever you tell them! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | It makes my job so easy! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Half done... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They don't even realize... |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | ...we'll never release it! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | It's still in pre-alpha! Pre-pre-alpha even! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | We went to E3 and showed them a combat demo |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Only the press could play it |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | I'll be straight with you.... That one combat demo |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | It's all we can show of the game |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And the funniest thing is |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | It took three years to make! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | The demo! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | And it's all we can show them |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | The rest of the game looks like it was made on an Atari |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | LOL. Half done! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | It's pre-alpha |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Please help me! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | They think it will be polished... |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | ...and we've never even released a polished game! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And we get government payouts so we have no reason to ever finish development! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | And it's tax free? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | It's tax free! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I have no idea how I got this lucky |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I must be dreaming... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Please forgive me. This is just too funny. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Have they seen the strategy part? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | We've shown them a few snippets and screenshots |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | It's nowhere near good enough to let them see it unedited |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I'd lose half my customers... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | But I'd still be rich! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I'm living in a fantasy! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Maybe I'll release it in 2025 if I get bored! |
