| 00:00 - 00:03 | Adolf, Europe is facing a huge crisis |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A tidal wave of chancers... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | are on their way to Germany |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There's thousands already in Hungary, Muslims mainly |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They're coming to Berlin for our bratwurst |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Aye, but those Slavs will keep them out |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | Of that I'm certain... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They, they're already in Munich |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | At the football stadium |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Welcomed with open arms |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any lefties, please leave the room as I don't want to trigger you |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck! Those naive cunts! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Bayern should stick to fucking football! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Most of my support comes from Munich... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But they've been infiltrated by SJWs |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who have ruined all my hard work! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They've even managed to doxx the fucking SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now the hordes from Africa and the Middle East... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...are going to ravage our fraulein's and ban Octoberfest |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, we have the support of the Roosh V Forum |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who the FUCK are they??? A rag-tag of PUA's |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | No, they've now moved on to bigger things |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't tell me...they've gone MGTOW? Pussies! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There's no hope! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They'll be doxxed and outed... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...before September is out! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And then what do we have?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Roosh even bans members for mentioning me! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Including Krauser! A man with a German-sounding pseudonym! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Roosh might have won in Canada, in brutal fashion... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But are you saying I need facial hair too? Like Stalin? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My mustache is surely enough to gain support |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | From his forum... I got Eva Braun after all |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | #HitlerPUA should be trending |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fucks sake... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I should have listened to the Roosh V Forum from the very start |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I got duped by Manboobz, that fat untermensch |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The Guardian won't get me next time... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They told me that Assad was the bad guy! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | When it was the cultural marxists! Born in fucking Frankfurt! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry - we're not allowed on the forum |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've been very silly gentlemen |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Roosh was one step ahead, and so were his followers |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | They knew migrants were coming |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's the 1st....in October |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I'm joining that god damn fucking forum... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then you've got another thing coming |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...Fuck it, I'll join in the morning |
