USPSA RO telling DQ stories
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A Mexican RO telling stories of his many DQ's during a TV interview. Credit: Make Ready
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I walk over and grab the timer. I ask who the shooter is, and tell them to step up to the line. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I tell the shooter to MAKE READY. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He steps up and loads his gun. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Take a sight picture and holsters his gun. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | He think he is gonna make it through my stage.... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | ....with out getting DQ'd |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | He has no clue who I am. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They call me Mr. Blizzard because I DQ so many shooters. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Fuck me right?! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | So the timer goes beep and he starts shooting. Running around reloading like an idiot. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He tries to reload coming into a low port... |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | ... and sends a round over the berm! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | So I DQ his ass and tell him.. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | "Grab your shit and get the fuck outta here!" |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He says to me, "my round impacted the berm!" |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | yeah if the berm was on the fucking Moon! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Fuck me right?! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | This dipshit thought he could argue |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | He had no clue who I am. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I am Mr. Blizzard, sending C class shooters home since 1996 |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So he turns around... |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | ... grabs his gear and takes a hike. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | So I tell the guy on the board, "Who is my next shooter?" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | This D class shooter, first time at this match |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | He is wearing yellow safety glasses and a serpa holster |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | "Make ready retard." |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | This idiot asks me.. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | ...if his girlfriend could film his run. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I said, "If you want her to film your bitch ass getting DQ'd on camera, be my guest." |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Fuck me right?! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | He has no... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | He has no clue... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | He has no clue who the fuck I am. |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Mr. Fucking Blizzard is about to send his ass packing. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And this was all before I even attended the NROI class and actually became an official RO. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "This was before?" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah this was a week before. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I had already DQ'd hundreds of shooters. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | At least 3 or 4 every match. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | All were at local club matches |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | "So what happened with this D class shooter?" |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | He starts shooting the stage like an asshole, mikes and no shoots everywhere |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Right handed guy, decides to shoot the stage right to left... |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | He is shooting production.. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | He goes to reload... |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | That is when I knew it was a wrap. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | He broke the 180, and I sent his ass to Dairy Queen. Fuck me, right?! |