| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have officially entered Wade's league. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This year will be different |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our players will be healthy |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There is no possible way that we can lose this year |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We should have our first championship under our belt by early December |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I already knew I was going to win |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | my draft was flawless |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Andrew... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There is one small problem |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Julius Thomas is projected to be out for an extended period |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He had to get a second opinion on his ankle injury |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any player who was hurt on my team last year please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I thought this year was supposed to be different |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Every fucking year my players get hurt |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is unacceptable |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How does this always happen? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I work so hard on my draft strategy each year, and for what? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I should be able to crush these idiots with my superior football knowledge |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But somehow every year my players have some little injury |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Andrew, Julius Thomas was supposed to be a Top 5 Tight End this year, he was a steal |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How is he a steal if he's hurt, he can't even play |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Blake Bortles is improved this year, Julius Thomas can lead us to a championship |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Injuries like this plague my team every year |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's not fair |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It doesn't happen to anybody else |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And then they make fun of me, its not like I can control it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They would just love if Aaron Rodgers broke his collarbone again |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How am I supposed to win in a league where I have to start fucking Clay Harbor every week? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I embarrass myself every week and even have to turn down bets just cause my team sucks |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I deserve better luck than this |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But no, all I get is a bench full of injured stars, another week earlier and I would have picked Jordy Nelson |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought this was my year |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I worked so hard to get ready, I was so proud of my draft |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And it goes to shit in 2 days |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's bullshit |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just because my players get hurt I get embarrassed on a weekly basis by idiots |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm going to lose to Nate week one, and all he did was pick stoners in the draft |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | While I did mock drafts |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And signed up for websites that gave "insider information" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Some great advice that was! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we bet on Wade to win it all this year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I wanted was to win |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And now I might as well just give up on the year |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is lost |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm only going to lose more players |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I can trade them to other teams before it happens |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least that way the players will stay healthy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm playing in an ESPN League next year |
