Hitler Reacts to BFM
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The BFM is gaining popularity as the standard offering business's in Europe are requesting for it the first request for BFM will be from these regions From what we can tell, they don't like the standard model, beyond that, it's not clear what their HQ wants Set a meeting with their leaders
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The BFM is gaining popularity as the standard offering |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | business's in Europe are requesting for it |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the first request for BFM will be from these regions |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they don't like the standard model, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | beyond that, it's not clear what their HQ wants |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Set a meeting with their leaders |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The meeting was conducted last week |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are adamant that it should be BFM |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone in IT,operations,cash and recs..get out.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Expect us to change the freaking model overnight? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And execute the project with their shit process's and legacy systems? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We are so screwed! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We bledy worked on the standard for almost 2 years |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why do you think it was called the STANDARD |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now they want to replace it with a new model all of a sudden! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the clients were not happy with it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to change OUR model over freaking night?!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they threatened not to come onboard |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh I am telling you they will come onboard! but what of the project team? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | False promises from the guys on top |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as everytime |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will do a BFM for you!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You seriously have to be kidding the nazi boots out of me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The project team needs training! Have we ever done this before?! You think anybody knows anything!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | For christ's sake,do we even have a high-level plan? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Somebody on the top promises things we, EVEN you all can never ever accomplish |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We are doomed with this new model |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they had asked me and about my experiences |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't do things like these overnight!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | More hours at work... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We will have to work overnights,will have to work weekends and also on holidays |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do you guys even know how pissed of Eva Braun is going to be with me?? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. She will leave me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | She will leave me for that idiot Mussolini |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Your lives are screwed as well!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we still have LITE. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But at the end we will deliver..as always |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Clients will be happy, and more importantly our bosses will be happy... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A quarterly award maybe |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If we don't lose our jobs that is.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Make sure the training plan is laid out.. And get the project plan ready and intimate the teams |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they give us proper requirements, we may stand a chance. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Else float your resumes.. |