00:00 - 00:03 | The BFM is gaining popularity as the standard offering |
00:04 - 00:05 | business's in Europe are requesting for it |
00:05 - 00:07 | the first request for BFM will be from these regions |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they don't like the standard model, |
00:12 - 00:15 | beyond that, it's not clear what their HQ wants |
00:17 - 00:19 | Set a meeting with their leaders |
00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The meeting was conducted last week |
00:34 - 00:36 | They are adamant that it should be BFM |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone in IT,operations,cash and recs..get out.. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Expect us to change the freaking model overnight? |
01:18 - 01:23 | And execute the project with their shit process's and legacy systems? |
01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
01:29 - 01:31 | We are so screwed! |
01:31 - 01:34 | We bledy worked on the standard for almost 2 years |
01:34 - 01:37 | Why do you think it was called the STANDARD |
01:37 - 01:40 | Now they want to replace it with a new model all of a sudden! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the clients were not happy with it |
01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to change OUR model over freaking night?!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they threatened not to come onboard |
01:48 - 01:52 | Oh I am telling you they will come onboard! but what of the project team? |
01:53 - 01:54 | False promises from the guys on top |
01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as everytime |
01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your problems!" |
02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will do a BFM for you!" |
02:04 - 02:08 | You seriously have to be kidding the nazi boots out of me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | The project team needs training! Have we ever done this before?! You think anybody knows anything!? |
02:14 - 02:16 | For christ's sake,do we even have a high-level plan? |
02:17 - 02:21 | Somebody on the top promises things we, EVEN you all can never ever accomplish |
02:27 - 02:29 | We are doomed with this new model |
02:30 - 02:34 | If only they had asked me and about my experiences |
02:34 - 02:36 | You can't do things like these overnight!! |
02:41 - 02:42 | More hours at work... |
02:43 - 02:47 | We will have to work overnights,will have to work weekends and also on holidays |
02:48 - 02:53 | Do you guys even know how pissed of Eva Braun is going to be with me?? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. She will leave me |
02:56 - 02:59 | She will leave me for that idiot Mussolini |
03:00 - 03:02 | Your lives are screwed as well!!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we still have LITE. |
03:14 - 03:16 | But at the end we will deliver..as always |
03:19 - 03:23 | Clients will be happy, and more importantly our bosses will be happy... |
03:25 - 03:26 | A quarterly award maybe |
03:31 - 03:33 | If we don't lose our jobs that is.. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Make sure the training plan is laid out.. And get the project plan ready and intimate the teams |
03:46 - 03:49 | If they give us proper requirements, we may stand a chance. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Else float your resumes.. |