Hitler reacts to the new pursuit policy

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Hitler reacts to the new pursuit policy

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00:00 - 00:03There has been another pursuit with the cigarette burglars.
00:04 - 00:05It was started down here,
00:05 - 00:07and continued in through here.
00:08 - 00:12Initially it was just the Senior Constables on the local van,
00:12 - 00:15but was soon joined by a number of units from the northern suburbs.
00:17 - 00:19Obviously they were adhering
00:19 - 00:21to the new pursuit policy....
00:24 - 00:26Superintendent....
00:27 - 00:28The members.....
00:31 - 00:33The members appeared to be intent upon
00:34 - 00:36arresting the offenders
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who has arrested an offender in the last 10 years, leave the room now.
01:13 - 01:15I said no pursuits!
01:15 - 01:17I now another pursuit!
01:18 - 01:23I hope you're going to tell me we arrested every single cigarette burglar on the planet!
01:25 - 01:28Every single one!
01:29 - 01:31And there will never be another one!
01:31 - 01:34And why weren't you out there?
01:34 - 01:37Making sure those damned Senior Connies
01:37 - 01:40were wearing their high visibility vests?!
01:40 - 01:42Superintendent I was busy monitoring Harpers Compliance.
01:42 - 01:46The only one wearing it was the new trainee from the academy!
01:46 - 01:48Superintendent, one of the Sergeants was also wearing it.
01:48 - 01:52He's upgraded to Sergeant. Thats doesn't count.
01:53 - 01:54And damaged police vehicles?
01:56 - 01:57Two of our divisional vans,
01:57 - 02:00three state of the art TMU cars and
02:00 - 02:03and that stupid Territory that no one wants to drive.
02:04 - 02:08The new pursuit policy clearly states to all members
02:08 - 02:13that they are to smile and wave whilst the offenders drive past them!
02:14 - 02:16Is that soo hard to grasp?
02:17 - 02:21Your members seem intent upon chasing every tiprat they see.
02:27 - 02:29They need to spend more time on Interpose.
02:30 - 02:34They need to follow my shining example...
02:34 - 02:36They need to embrace the five year plan
02:41 - 02:42Valuing..
02:43 - 02:47our people cannot be implemented whilst our members are out there
02:48 - 02:53engaging in high risk behaviour like pursuits, and spraying
02:54 - 02:56every crook that looks at them the wrong way
02:56 - 02:59They don't even conduct thorough risk assessments,
03:00 - 03:02let alone alter their behaviour accordingly.
03:04 - 03:07Its' ok. They're invincible.
03:14 - 03:16I just want us to act like a modern corporation.
03:19 - 03:23No swearing in the office, and lots of flowers
03:25 - 03:26about the office.
03:31 - 03:33And no more drinking.
03:40 - 03:46I find violence repulsive. But those Senior Connies in paricular
03:46 - 03:49seem to revel in it.
03:53 - 03:56Let's sing Kumbaya.