Hitler reacts to the new pursuit policy
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Hitler reacts to the new pursuit policy
00:00 - 00:03 | There has been another pursuit with the cigarette burglars. |
00:04 - 00:05 | It was started down here, |
00:05 - 00:07 | and continued in through here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Initially it was just the Senior Constables on the local van, |
00:12 - 00:15 | but was soon joined by a number of units from the northern suburbs. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Obviously they were adhering |
00:19 - 00:21 | to the new pursuit policy.... |
00:24 - 00:26 | Superintendent.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The members..... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The members appeared to be intent upon |
00:34 - 00:36 | arresting the offenders |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has arrested an offender in the last 10 years, leave the room now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | I said no pursuits! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I now another pursuit! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I hope you're going to tell me we arrested every single cigarette burglar on the planet! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Every single one! |
01:29 - 01:31 | And there will never be another one! |
01:31 - 01:34 | And why weren't you out there? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Making sure those damned Senior Connies |
01:37 - 01:40 | were wearing their high visibility vests?! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Superintendent I was busy monitoring Harpers Compliance. |
01:42 - 01:46 | The only one wearing it was the new trainee from the academy! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Superintendent, one of the Sergeants was also wearing it. |
01:48 - 01:52 | He's upgraded to Sergeant. Thats doesn't count. |
01:53 - 01:54 | And damaged police vehicles? |
01:56 - 01:57 | Two of our divisional vans, |
01:57 - 02:00 | three state of the art TMU cars and |
02:00 - 02:03 | and that stupid Territory that no one wants to drive. |
02:04 - 02:08 | The new pursuit policy clearly states to all members |
02:08 - 02:13 | that they are to smile and wave whilst the offenders drive past them! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Is that soo hard to grasp? |
02:17 - 02:21 | Your members seem intent upon chasing every tiprat they see. |
02:27 - 02:29 | They need to spend more time on Interpose. |
02:30 - 02:34 | They need to follow my shining example... |
02:34 - 02:36 | They need to embrace the five year plan |
02:41 - 02:42 | Valuing.. |
02:43 - 02:47 | our people cannot be implemented whilst our members are out there |
02:48 - 02:53 | engaging in high risk behaviour like pursuits, and spraying |
02:54 - 02:56 | every crook that looks at them the wrong way |
02:56 - 02:59 | They don't even conduct thorough risk assessments, |
03:00 - 03:02 | let alone alter their behaviour accordingly. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its' ok. They're invincible. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I just want us to act like a modern corporation. |
03:19 - 03:23 | No swearing in the office, and lots of flowers |
03:25 - 03:26 | about the office. |
03:31 - 03:33 | And no more drinking. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I find violence repulsive. But those Senior Connies in paricular |
03:46 - 03:49 | seem to revel in it. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Let's sing Kumbaya. |
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