| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alright everyone, time to coordinate our carpool schedule |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have a Pontiac Aztek leaving from Mooresville at 8am |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...a Prius leaving from Huntersville at 8:30am |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ...and one Nissan Leaf leaving from Davidson at 8:45am |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We should be able to save a lot on gas! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Bah...I'm tired of carpooling. |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | I miss the wind in my hair, and heard they were widening I-77 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uh Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cintra... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cintra signed a toll contract with the idiots in Raleigh |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have almost complete control over I-77 for the next 50 years |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Let me guess...McCrory, Vi Lyles, Ron Julian, and Sarah McAulay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who in their right mind would approve something so asinine?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | $40 Roundtrip from Mooresville is Rape! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That's like EIGHT cups of Starbucks Coffee! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ...and what about my DANISH?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Everyone knows breakfast is the most important meal of the day! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That costs more than the gas for my new Camaro SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What the h--- would possess these morons to vote for this deal?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Was the oxygen cut off to the room?!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, many other projects in the area needed this funding beyond I-77 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't give me that nonsense! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's not nonsense! Sarah McAulay needs another roundabout! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Garbage! Why doesn't she or that oaf Ron Julian ride the bus?! |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | When the h--- did any of these bloated bureaucrats ever carpool?!? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I'll tell you when, NEVER! Guess who reimburses the tolls they would pay? |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | That's right, us! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We even paid for the d--- lanes already! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I have to watch Vi Lyles fly by wearing so much pink I want to vomit! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Oh, there goes Ron Julian, Buh Bye!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | These idiotic toll lanes have NEVER worked! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That's it...call the Governor!!! I want to talk to McCrory!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We played golf one time. I voted for him for mayor. He owes me! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | More than 700 people wrote in against these idiotic plans. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ...and the vote was 54-10. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Narcissistic, corrupt bureaucrats!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Vi could count the number of people for the plan by taking off her shoes. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ...and three quarters of them work for Cintra! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I heard they were only going to have TWO free lanes!!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | TWO FREE LANES, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Sarah McAulay driving 70mph next to hundreds of stopped cars is madness! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Oh...I forgot she ran over your dog... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I-77 will become a parking lot |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...or you'll have to pay a fortune to get home at a decent time |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...no more danish.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ....no more coffee... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...but hey, maybe we can use CATS |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and all sing, 'The wheels on the bus go round and round' |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ..god, I hate that song |
