00:00 - 00:03 | This is the situation as it stands... |
00:04 - 00:05 | Our predatory gay is still out there somewhere |
00:05 - 00:07 | Our best guess is in this area |
00:08 - 00:12 | But as we have all learned so far |
00:12 - 00:15 | Hes a slippery bastard and could really be anywhere. |
00:17 - 00:19 | But what about Barkby? |
00:19 - 00:21 | He is in our custody? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.. |
00:27 - 00:28 | Ben.. |
00:31 - 00:33 | Ben Markby is the one we are looking for |
00:34 - 00:36 | We thought you knew? |
00:53 - 00:58 | Could everyone who Ben has tried to get into bed with, please leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | You thought I knew? |
01:15 - 01:17 | That Barkle is still on the loose? |
01:18 - 01:23 | And none of you thought to mention it to me? |
01:25 - 01:28 | None of us are safe. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Have any of you been hit on by him before? |
01:31 - 01:34 | I swore that no-one would ever be put through that ordeal again |
01:34 - 01:37 | He is so shit on the piss that he scares off all the girls |
01:37 - 01:40 | And moves straight onto buying drinks for the guys |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I happened to be flattered by his generosity |
01:42 - 01:46 | Then you fell straight into his trap! I bet he asked you back to his flat |
01:46 - 01:48 | Yes, that bit i found wierd and left immediatley. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Look, hes been doing this crap for too long and we need to put a stop to it |
01:53 - 01:54 | Right now! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Rumor has it that he went to Melbourne for new years |
01:57 - 02:00 | And kissed 3 guys in the space of 10 seconds |
02:00 - 02:03 | Now im no mathmatition but that stat calls for concern dosnt it?! |
02:04 - 02:08 | There are over 11 million girls in Australia |
02:08 - 02:13 | Knowing his history he must of failed with all of them and moved onto the guys |
02:14 - 02:16 | Can we really be surprised? |
02:17 - 02:21 | Im starting to think all these fashion labels hes commiting himself to are just a cover up! |
02:27 - 02:29 | And dont even get me started on that fucking tattoo |
02:30 - 02:34 | Where is his sense of pride? |
02:34 - 02:36 | That Bellamy girl must have done some real damage |
02:41 - 02:42 | Look at you all |
02:43 - 02:47 | You really have no clue of how dangerous this man is do you? |
02:48 - 02:53 | You 7 must be the only ones left that he hasnt tried it on with yet |
02:54 - 02:56 | And I hear that he turns 24 today |
02:56 - 02:59 | Hes only fucking 24 |
03:00 - 03:02 | Imagine how many more people hes going to hit on |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, just keep saying no |
03:14 - 03:16 | We are all doomed |
03:19 - 03:23 | All we can do now is pray for the best |
03:25 - 03:26 | And hope.. |
03:31 - 03:33 | That a girl eventually gives in. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I have never met a girl with enough stamina to put up with all his bullshit |
03:46 - 03:49 | Im really starting to think.. |
03:53 - 03:56 | That she dosn't exist. |