| 00:00 - 00:03 | Reports are coming in from Skardee |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As it turns out, we're losing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Federal Liberal Command, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Ice Storm Squadron, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and even Rebuy Screenius Maximus are there. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No problem, I sent ALD |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and Patty ships to take them out |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Unfortunately... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they also sent... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They sent their PVP-ers too |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They kept our fighters busy; the rest fought NPCs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who plays in a private group get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How in the empire could this happen?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This was supposed to be easy! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We even thought we could get ISS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | to get FLC to leave us alone |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | by threatening to attack their systems! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We shouldn't even need the empire's help |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The fact that we own Tiliala should be enough! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They can't possibly touch us there! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | What about taking back our home system of Varpet? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You think I care about that backwater system? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it would help Patreus's BGS activity! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't actually care about Powerplay! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I just asked them for help |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | because we both hate the Feds |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and not at all because I'm afraid of them |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and don't know how BGS works |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We should have taken over Potamoi |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and many more systems |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | because I want it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But nooooooo, I have to put in effort! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We have all the best ships |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | from going to Robigo.... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ...17 Draconis... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ....and even Quince! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I hate Quince so much! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Taking passengers to a beacon is too much work |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and I never learned |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | how to drive the SRV! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The controls are the worst! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't know how to change the controls |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I shouldn't have made my plan public on reddit |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and draw the attention of all the federal factions |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm such a noob |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My combat rank is still harmless |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I spent all my time hauling biowaste |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | because I thought it was funny |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe I should go back to No Man's Sky |
