00:00 - 00:03 | Here's the weekly admin activity report, my Führer. |
00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see, |
00:05 - 00:07 | we have some problems in European time |
00:08 - 00:12 | The server is adminless for long periods of time |
00:12 - 00:15 | and player complaints are piling up and left unresolved. |
00:17 - 00:19 | No need to worry. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Slinky will cover us while the others are inactive. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Slinky... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Slinky has retired. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He didn't accept retmin rank. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Every admin with more than 7 hours of activity per week, leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Our best admin retired?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | We depended on that motherfucker! |
01:25 - 01:28 | What will we do now? |
01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | We can't make the SS cover him! |
01:34 - 01:37 | You lazy bastards will never amount to what he did |
01:37 - 01:40 | He did more in a week than you did in a year! |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, I cannot permit you to insult our staff members- |
01:42 - 01:46 | They're shitmins, cowards and traitors! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, this is outrageous! |
01:48 - 01:52 | You've betrayed the community. |
01:53 - 01:54 | You're cancer! |
01:56 - 01:57 | You treated Slinky like shit |
01:57 - 02:00 | and acted all high and mighty |
02:00 - 02:03 | while without him we would have lost to fucking Fulp! |
02:04 - 02:08 | The only reason you still have admin rank despite your shit |
02:08 - 02:13 | is because you've sucked Xanny's dick and threatened to dox Asv! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I've had to work alone. |
02:17 - 02:21 | I should have purged all retmins before this, like Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I only wanted the best for the server. |
02:30 - 02:34 | But the consistent cancer and autism |
02:34 - 02:36 | has made me lose my will to live. |
02:41 - 02:42 | The server... |
02:43 - 02:47 | The server will die because it was managed by children! |
02:48 - 02:53 | We're going down harder than BestRP. |
02:54 - 02:56 | I knew Slinky better than you all. |
02:56 - 02:59 | He could admin better than all of you together! |
03:00 - 03:02 | He was the bestmin! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, we still have Matsku. |
03:14 - 03:16 | The community is doomed. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Tell Xantam to shut it all down. |
03:25 - 03:26 | It is over. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I retire. |
03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I'll quit SS13, you are badly mistaken. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather admin Hippie. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Remove my ranks. |