| 00:01 - 00:07 | We bring you troubling news from the imperial oppressive nation of The United States. |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | It appears their thirst for injustice cannot be quenched as Katie Smith is leaving Blue Sky. |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Smith was once thought to be the only kind and generous American. |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | As Our Dear Leader was once quoted: |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | "The only bright light from the dark pit of America filled with |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | shameless hooligans, and half-baked human scum is Katie Smith. |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | I like her scooter and sometimes she wears a tu-tu." |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Unfortunately, Smith has revealed herself to be a fake. |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Beneath the friendly exterior and cheerful greeting is a traitor to the highest degree. |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | She leaves Dear Leader no other recourse than to launch four or five more missiles into the ocean. |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | The Great Commander of the Navy will plead for Katie Smith to not go at the top of the hour. |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | As for me, I hope they give you swirlies and wedgies over there, Smith |
