00:00 - 00:03 | Sir I've just received some news |
00:04 - 00:05 | Down N dirty is coming to the tournament we were planning on winning |
00:05 - 00:07 | They actually have all ten guys |
00:08 - 00:12 | They found our map to the fields and plan on taking bp right here |
00:12 - 00:17 | . |
00:12 - 00:15 | Apperantly they will also be drinking at our local watering holes |
00:17 - 00:19 | It will be fine. They don't have Decker anymore |
00:19 - 00:21 | Steiner is their only good infielder |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir....I don't know how to tell you this |
00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner isn't the only one |
00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner is playing up the middle with Decker |
00:34 - 00:36 | And Joe is a very solid 3 bagger . Danny will dig any bad throw |
00:53 - 00:58 | I want every son of a bitch in this room who's scared of D n D to leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking dog shitting me!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | How the fuck did they get Decker back!? |
01:18 - 01:23 | And you're telling me this still have Wade dropping bombs? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Not only are they studs at softball.. They'll prob take all of our chicks to |
01:29 - 01:31 | Those new uni's look so sweet our woman won't be able to resist |
01:31 - 01:34 | For god sake! You can see their bulge from the fuckin bleachers! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Even if we do hit a dinger, Ty will prob rob it |
01:37 - 01:40 | Well Lowe is injured sir |
01:40 - 01:42 | That liner that hit him didn't even faze him you idiot |
01:42 - 01:46 | I'm not trying to be a pussy. They're just too tough |
01:46 - 01:48 | I know they're good |
01:48 - 01:52 | Fucking handsome too!! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Kenny and Kevin have laser beam arms and won't stop talking shit |
01:56 - 01:57 | Danny hits DBO's for fun |
01:57 - 02:00 | And Brando had a clutch walk off hit |
02:00 - 02:03 | I'm going to offer them two of our chicks so the rest of our women won't be ravaged |
02:04 - 02:08 | But that's not gonna work |
02:08 - 02:13 | Those big dick pimps will just take what they want |
02:14 - 02:16 | DnD is too damn good. They hit too many line drives |
02:17 - 02:21 | And they all have cannons |
02:27 - 02:29 | How could this happen |
02:30 - 02:34 | I thought they were done playing. Then they go to Wenatchee and now they're a team again? |
02:34 - 02:36 | It's fucking bullshit |
02:41 - 02:42 | My dick will never get hard again |
02:43 - 02:47 | I used to get monster bones but nothing compared to those boys |
02:48 - 02:53 | Now I'm stuck with you fuckin pussies. You guys have no hair |
02:54 - 02:56 | Even Joey gets bleeding base hits |
02:56 - 02:59 | I heard Dubuque has the biggest dick |
03:00 - 03:02 | We cannot defeat this team. |
03:04 - 03:07 | I heard Dubuque can whip and nae nae |
03:14 - 03:16 | I was so excited for this tourney |
03:19 - 03:23 | We will taste defeat |
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