The Fuhrer's Rants: Episode 3: FNAF Fandom
190 views • 7/10/2015
A truthful opinion
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Opinions seem to have left this world, the Fandom's Fanart is even worse than last time |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Of course Stalin and Scott Cawthon are in cahoots, but the Nazi Army has been able to hold off the Red Army for a time |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our atomic bombs are not near completion unlike expectations |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The retarded armies of the UTTP and TPNG continue to clash in a non epic and idiotic fashion |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And of course, the broken pencil pieces on the floor have not been picked up yet |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But of course, I ordered a maid in our last rant, I still have that grand party planned |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And I expect that the Fandom is willing to let us state our beliefs about FNAF |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner has reported that these parasites cannot respect other's opinions |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Any negative opinions about FNAF are instantly labeled as hater material |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All my generals, stay: Including drunk man, Keitel, Fish Krebs, and Baldly Jodl |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU SERIOUS!!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | These cancerous idiots just can't quit, can they!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | These autistic retards time and time again have no respect for the Third Amendment! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is such bullshit, Smike is a fucking milking pile of crap |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why can't idiots like ShittywarsSTD and sonic99shithead just piss off with their brigade of fuckwits! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is unreal, I used to think the internet was retard free after we purged all the 4channers from Berlin! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do you people not realize this shit!? How fucking bad its gotten!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I thought the 4chan purge was the fucking end of it, but more idiots have to arrive and ruin my websurfing! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I hate FNAF, its fans, and the Youtubers, and understand your hatred, put please don't throw the pencil! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO DRUNKARD!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, stop breaking our pencils it is the only way I can draw penises on Skeletor's face! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh fuck you and your immature antics you drunk fuckwit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AND THERE IT GOES! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Back on topic, the Fagdom has been proven by captured scientists at Russia that they give cancer, skin cancer, breast cancer, you name it, they can give it! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They're harming others with their retarded Youtubers and retarded fan theories! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I swear to God the theories and Game Theory videos are the worst! They're torturing poor Matpat into becoming a milker like Smike! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I realized Matpat didn't even like making FNAF videos by then he just wanted all those retarded Freddy and Foxy roleplayers to stop crying! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | See!? They're ruining good channels with quality videos too! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WHY CAN'T THEY JUST FUCKING PISS OFF!!??? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have executed all FNAF Fags in my country, like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | On top of that they have their own Steam group, they've tainted Lord Gaben's glory with their filthy group |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But the worst of the worst of all is the bloody fanart, its disgusting, who likes to sexualize animatronics?! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Its so bad! Thank God those nice people at ARF have bleach to cleanse it out of me! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But it doesn't change the fact that the Fagdom and the franchise as a whole is ruining so much stuff for us |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I cannot believe that my precious webpages are being corrupted by filthy Fantards with their theories and fan games! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They are monsters, just monsters! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And people ask me why I commit genocide on certain races |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They should seriously check out the shit on Google Images! Its worse than Sonic fanart! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It disgusts me, idiots like Chase Ballard and L-Effect actually like that shit! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, the fourth game is the last game, remember? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And of course, you all just stand there. Why aren't you outside telling SS Death Squads to begin exterminating Fantards/ |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Jesus fucking Christ, someone call Himmler and Steiner and tell them to begin the extermination. Don't just stand there and act like fucking statues |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fine, I'll do it myself. The rest of you just attack FNAF communities on G Plus |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Luckily, the party is still being held, and the franchise will end soon |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Skeletor, Jodl, someone grab the phone, I'm going to make a call to Himmler and Steiner |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm going to kill them all |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They will all face my wrath, all the FNAFantards. All of them will die and the Nazis will be number one among world superpowers. |
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