00:00 - 00:05 | Okay guys ..... listen up ..... what is the quickest route from here to Berlin? |
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00:05 - 00:07 | Is it straight up Adolf Avenue, then through Goebbels Garden then straight up the autobahn? |
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00:11 - 00:12 | Someone tell the chauffeur to bring my car to the front of the building in ten minutes ...... |
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00:12 - 00:14 | ...... I need to be in Glasgow at six o'clock and my flight departs in an hour so tell the chauffeur to get his arse into gear |
00:15 - 00:17 | I can't wait to see Rossi, Parfitt, Lancaster and Coghlan at the 02 tonight ..... |
00:17 - 00:19 | It's been over thity years since I last saw the frantic four play together ..... |
00:19 - 00:21 | I'll come too .... I'm fucking sick of going to see Panto Quo at the SECC every December |
00:24 - 00:26 | Forgive mein Fuhrer ..... I have some bad news ..... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The gas company has cut-off the supplies to Auschwitz ..... the camp kommandant forgot to pay the bill last month ..... |
00:31 - 00:33 | It gets worse, mein Fuhrer ..... Quo have made a comedy-action film: 'Bula Quo' |
00:34 - 00:36 | The soundtrack features a track called 'Bula Bula Quo' which has an xylophone solo in the middle of it and one of the support actors is Jewish |
01:13 - 01:15 | What??? A fucking comedy film??? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Fuck me ..... this is too much .... someone roll me a spliff |
01:18 - 01:23 | What the fuck do Rossi and Parfitt think they are doing? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Fucking prancing around in Hawaiian shirts looking like a right pair of fannies ..... |
01:29 - 01:31 | I'll bet that dick Simon Porter put them up to this ...... |
01:31 - 01:34 | Yes mein Fuhrer ..... it was him who made them do it |
01:34 - 01:37 | Fucking twat ...... capture Porter and take him to Aushwitz for extermination ..... |
01:37 - 01:40 | Fucking knobhead ..... his mis-management has ruined the band |
01:40 - 01:42 | But mein Fuhrer ..... you forget that the gas has been cut-off |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck ..... just shoot the bastard instead then |
01:46 - 01:48 | I am fucking sick of the Quo management's tacky publicity stunts ...... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Fucking Butlins, Rock 'Til You fucking Drop, fucking daytime TV appearances ..... |
01:53 - 01:54 | Not to mention A Night At The Proms and Coronation Street ..... |
01:56 - 01:57 | Famous In The Last fucking century ...... |
01:57 - 02:00 | Now Bula fucking Quo ...... |
02:00 - 02:03 | .I have fucking well had enough ..... |
02:04 - 02:08 | This idiocy has to cease ..... |
02:08 - 02:13 | Yeah ..... you can cry all you want bitch ..... |
02:14 - 02:16 | But I shed a fucking river of tears after hearing the 'Ain't Complaing' album for the first time .... |
02:17 - 02:21 | Then I cried a fucking ocean after listening to 'Perfect Remedy' ...... |
02:27 - 02:29 | So dry your fucking eyes woman ... |
02:30 - 02:34 | Where is that fucking spliff I asked for? |
02:34 - 02:36 | I seriously need to get off my tits ..... |
02:41 - 02:42 | Bring me a bottle of Jim Bean too ..... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Better fetch me some Prozac too .... I feel like doing myself in ...... |
02:48 - 02:53 | Bula fucking Quo indeed ..... |
02:54 - 02:56 | This is the final straw ..... |
02:56 - 02:59 | .Just months after the frantic four gigs the fuckers lay Bula Quo on us ..... |
03:00 - 03:02 | And then we have the fucking gas cut-off at Auschwitz ..... Haven't any of you useless fuckwits ever heard of direct debit? |
03:14 - 03:16 | Anyone who dares bring a copy of the Bula Quo soundtrack to work will be sent to Treblinka ..... |
03:19 - 03:23 | This is the end ..... I cannot face people anymore ..... |
03:25 - 03:26 | Not after seeing Quo on the National Lottery show a couple of weeks ago ...... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Now Churchill, Stalin and the Jews will be laughing their arses off at me ..... |
03:40 - 03:46 | I have becoming a laughing stock ..... |
03:46 - 03:49 | A standing joke ..... |
03:53 - 03:56 | An object of ridicule ..... |
03:58 - 04:03 | ..... Just like Rossi and Parfitt themselves |