| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have have a major problem |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The client wants us to build a 5 page website |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Compatible with all browsers |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It must be built in Wordpress and mobile friendly |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And hosted on our server |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You want me to build a 5 page website |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who do you think i am |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Louis |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Thought you have built a 5 page website before |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It cant be that hard |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ross and all of accounts out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who do you think i am |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A 5 page website this has never been done before |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And what is a bloody mobile |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bet the content isnt even approved |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who's idea was this Zsofias? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Where is James when you need him he could do this in 5 minutes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I know HTML but CSS thats a different ball game |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Its going to take me months to build 1 page |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we need it for next week |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Next week Jack are you high |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | No i havent smoked in 2 hours |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ill take all your fags and smash them to pieces if this happens again |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Ive had enough |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Im already building a 1 page website |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Now you want me to build a website with text and images |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Im just one bloody man |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Where is Jasmin get her in here now |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If you are out there show yourself |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why does no one listen to me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I could run this place better with my eyes shut |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I need a rest leave me alone |
