| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir I have the information about the patrol cars. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The gas pumps in Essex are working |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And it seems like they are working in Towson and Dundalk too |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But it was quite busy during the shift in Dundalk. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the previous shift left the gas tanks at 3/4 full. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Okay, 3/4 full I can understand that. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Things get busy, calls run over... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Well |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Some of the cars have less than 1/2 tank of gas. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We found some with flat tires and trash inside. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Would the non offenders please leave the room? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell do you mean the cars are not gassed up? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And trash inside? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What the hell is in there? I bet 7-11 cups and Chic Fila! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And why the hell isn't that stuff put into the dumpsters? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And why the hell is there Fire Extinguisher Crap everywhere |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I hate messy patrol cars...And no one fills out the car sheets! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now I find out that besides the gas, there are flashdrives and stop sticks left in the cars. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All because people are too damn lazy to |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, please...The new officers... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Should be scared! I mean who leaves sunflower seeds and a spit cup in a car? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm sure they meant to do it... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah sure and now the damn cars reek of smoke. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Don't you know I'm not their mommy! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If you are on days take the damn thing to the shop! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Wipe down the KDT once or twice. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I mean that shit is gross |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I get if this happens every once in a while |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But no! It's every damn day! Ask Willy Randall or the Blasian. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Wet seats, grime and trash, broken gear... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is a joke of epic and ridiculously insane proportions. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And don't make me get on other stuff. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Late calls for service, Post integrity... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Things sure aren't how they used to be. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Keeping the cars washed and clean were the norm. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | People would respect someone's post car. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And you could leave sunglasses inside without them being stolen. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That goes for GPS units, breath mints and pens! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I mean really, Oakleys are expensive. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who does that?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, they'll just blame Shift 2. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This has ruined my day. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I don't even get it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Start keeping the cars right. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If we take care of the little stuff, big things are easy to manage. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If I can't trust you with small tasks like this |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | How can you do the serious cop stuff. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just make sure to gas the damn cars. |
