| 00:00 - 00:03 | The latest weather models show that |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the supercells might develop |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, from the south |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | below Athens High School |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and that Jiffy's that sells those potato wedges we get after church. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Weather models can be wrong. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I think we can get a half day out of this. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | James Spann... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | James Spann says there will be tornadoes. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There are even pictures of hail on his blog. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't have kids in the car line can leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | At least a half day! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 180 school days are required! At least a half day! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | James Spann thinks he can just waltz in here and take off his coat |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and the school board has to listen! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What about lunch? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Some of those kids don't even get food at home... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's not even raining outside right now. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is absurd! Absurd! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But, sir, every other school system around us closed. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care what the other systems are doing! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But, sir, the buses won't pick up half of the kids. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care. We'll just use one bus! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They can sit in each other's laps! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Have you seen my Twitter feed? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Half of the parents will complain that there was no school. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The other half will complain that there wasn't. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Sometimes when I log on to Facebook, I just want to play my games. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don't want to have to deal with PTA drama every time I log in to Frontierville. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I haven't collected my horseshoes in 3 days! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I lost 2 hours of infinite lives in Candy Crush the other day because of a meeting! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They don't understand the pressure. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | James Spann.. He couldn't even do what I do. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He's just predicts the weather! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Does anyone hold him accountable? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | No...they just tweet him cute pictures of kids in the snow when he gets the forecast right! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Tell them that school will be in session, and I will make another decision at 10 a.m.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The kids that miss can have an e-learning day. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do you know how many people I will have to explain that to? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll be troubleshooting every grandparent's laptop for a month. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. Work will understand. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tell them road crews will salt the roads. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's spring, but maybe that will make them feel better. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Want to go somewhere for lunch? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll be home by noon. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell them at least we won't have to make up a school day at the end of the year. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But no one ever thinks of that. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No one ever thinks of that. |
