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Somewhere inside Athens City Schools this morning
12,147 views • 4/5/2017
The superintendent decides whether to close schools or not because of the weather
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The latest weather models show that
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the supercells might develop
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here, from the south
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below Athens High School
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and that Jiffy's that sells those potato wedges we get after church.
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Weather models can be wrong.
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I think we can get a half day out of this.
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James Spann says there will be tornadoes.
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There are even pictures of hail on his blog.
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Everyone who doesn't have kids in the car line can leave.
01:13 - 01:15
At least a half day!
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180 school days are required! At least a half day!
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James Spann thinks he can just waltz in here and take off his coat
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and the school board has to listen!
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What about lunch?
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Some of those kids don't even get food at home...
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It's not even raining outside right now.
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This is absurd! Absurd!
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But, sir, every other school system around us closed.
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I don't care what the other systems are doing!
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But, sir, the buses won't pick up half of the kids.
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I don't care. We'll just use one bus!
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They can sit in each other's laps!
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Have you seen my Twitter feed?
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Half of the parents will complain that there was no school.
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The other half will complain that there wasn't.
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Sometimes when I log on to Facebook, I just want to play my games.
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I don't want to have to deal with PTA drama every time I log in to Frontierville.
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I haven't collected my horseshoes in 3 days!
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I lost 2 hours of infinite lives in Candy Crush the other day because of a meeting!
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They don't understand the pressure.
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James Spann.. He couldn't even do what I do.
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He's just predicts the weather!
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Does anyone hold him accountable?
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No...they just tweet him cute pictures of kids in the snow when he gets the forecast right!
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Tell them that school will be in session, and I will make another decision at 10 a.m..
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The kids that miss can have an e-learning day.
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Do you know how many people I will have to explain that to?
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I'll be troubleshooting every grandparent's laptop for a month.
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It's ok. Work will understand.
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Tell them road crews will salt the roads.
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It's spring, but maybe that will make them feel better.
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Want to go somewhere for lunch?
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We'll be home by noon.
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Tell them at least we won't have to make up a school day at the end of the year.
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But no one ever thinks of that.
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No one ever thinks of that.
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