00:00 - 00:01 | Boneheads, |
00:00 - 00:03 | Spring is here and the draft is imminent. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Nicky wanted it in Florida, |
00:05 - 00:07 | but we think you should stay close to home. |
00:08 - 00:12 | The menu includes rabbit and veal cheeks fried in panko, |
00:12 - 00:15 | and some other fine Italian crap from a takeout joint in Dennis. |
00:17 - 00:19 | When does Nicky arrive? |
00:19 - 00:21 | I want to share some tips I saw on Iron Chef. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Big Dog, |
00:27 - 00:28 | Nicky... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Nicky quit the league in protest. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Don drove him out of his fucking tits. |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you can't cook veal saltimbocca to juicy perfection, get the fuck out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What a load of steaming fucking horseshit! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Nicky cooks like Antonio Carluccio. |
01:16 - 01:17 | On steroids! |
01:18 - 01:23 | The rest of those Boneheads can't open a can of Chef Boyardee. |
01:25 - 01:28 | I look forward to this culinary experience all year. |
01:29 - 01:31 | What now? Don's magic microwave? |
01:30 - 01:32 | It's broken. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Grilled creatures Bob pulls out of the swamp? |
01:34 - 01:37 | What could Don possibly have said |
01:37 - 01:40 | to make Nicky abandon me in my hour of greatest need? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Big Dog, they've also banned trades. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Sweet Mother of Baby Jesus! Get me a bong hit. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Big Dog, Don wants to change the rules. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Over my dead Nazi body motherfucker! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Trades are part of the game. |
01:56 - 01:57 | When a willing buyer and a seller |
01:57 - 02:00 | come to an agreement, then it's fair. |
02:00 - 02:03 | These pussies want to bitch and moan about value |
02:04 - 02:08 | and fairness? Well fuck that. It's a game. |
02:08 - 02:13 | And I'm in it to win it motherfucker! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Oh that nectar must taste so sweet... |
02:17 - 02:21 | I'm a winner like Bill, and Mark, and Don, and Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | This dissension in the group troubles me. |
02:30 - 02:34 | We can disagree about things without disrespect. |
02:30 - 02:32 | I mean really... |
02:34 - 02:36 | We are all in this together. |
02:41 - 02:42 | We all have something very much in common |
02:43 - 02:47 | we all banged Sylvia in one hole or another |
02:48 - 02:53 | and that is a powerful bond. |
02:54 - 02:56 | She is the metaphorical glue |
02:56 - 02:59 | that holds us together |
03:00 - 03:02 | and I just can't throw that out the window. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, he doesn't know Bill tried to drop you on your head. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Look, we've all got our issues. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I myself have enrolled in an Anger Management course. |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's going well. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I'm bringing Rick with me to the next meeting. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Look, I don't want to be an old lonely guy with no friends, |
03:46 - 03:49 | and so I don't want anybody to quit the league. |
03:53 - 03:56 | But please...don't fuck me on the veal. |