| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you know we had to help with another jammed gun |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | For the Spartans this time |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We entered the Kala through the gate |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Awaited the EOD for appropriate action |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then successfully re-launched from spot 5 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Did we have any issues? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Issues that I have to report to the Commodore? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir
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| 00:27 - 00:28 | There
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| 00:31 - 00:33 | There was a minor problem we have to report again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We lost a PEMA again in saving the fleet |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone to leave but MO, MMCO, MMCPO and Gunner |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you to check the tools! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | To prevent #PEMAGATE 2.0 check the tools! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You assured me we had lost our last tool before the change of command! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I will never be a Captain of ship now thanks to you baboons. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now I must tell the wing I suck again! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We had the oil caps issue and I busted good men |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Sailors running a muck on the flightline with PEMAs! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | OICs bringing back birds with corroded tail struts from sea !! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | In my defense we preflighted over the water... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit! You didn't even care about the last PEMA we lost ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I was weeping for days... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You promised me we had a way forward with our COAs in the quad slide! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You didn't even dredge the swamp! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It won't happen again I hear... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We are better than that and I should fire you all |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You insubordinate peasants leaching on the tit as a grown adult |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Here I am making all the decisions for everyone! Every time! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I even went to sea to ensure you fools didn't mess up anything out there as the Eye of Sauron! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All you had to do was account for a giant, silver laptop |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But NO! You fools left it on the side of a spinning aircraft flying away to God knows where! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't believe I let put you in charge. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I let you talk me in to you being the MO, knowing you would blow it again. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I own this now, this is all on me! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Find that PEMA today |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You idiots figure out what you have to do to find that PEMA by close of business today! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You better shut down the flight schedule and walk the flight line until your find it! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | For Gods sake call the tower this time! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You idiots can't even do a FOD walkdown properly! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How hard is it to get all hands out to the hangar bay! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Senior McAvoy, he knows you are really in charge. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know what to tell the troops |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have failed them once again in our ability to shove a gallon of shit in a quart jar. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Master Chief... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This is on your shoulders |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We were suppose to fly more than any other squadron, but we chose the wrong alligator |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We not only lost a PEMA but the Battle-E |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We failed again.... |
