| 00:00 - 00:03 | Looks like the Quay doing pre-season in Germany gaffer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | they're looking at players from everywhere |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From all over Germany |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Dewhurst isn't messing about you know |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And jocks got contacts all over Berlin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Who cares what they're doing man? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No-one works harder than us! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Craig |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Quay |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It looks like they're going full time |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Dewhurst is piling the money in |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right, anyone who thinks they are a threat and are jumping ship leave the fuckin room! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Andy fuckin Morrison |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And Gary fuckin moneybags Dewhurst |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The pair of clueless bastards |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Harris told me I had nothing to worry about |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now they're going to be right up ARE arses |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Iv won the league 5 times man |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And iv played for Boro with Gazza |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Who does that cunt think he is man? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It will be ok Craig I can do more shooting drills |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care about ur drills Scott, and ur new hair looks shit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Craig it just needs more time to grow to look like yours |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It will never look like mine are you stupid? I use L'Oréal |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | None of you will ever have thick shiny hair like me |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Anyway it's not about your shit hair |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Or about your shit drills |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It's not even about pips desserts in Poland |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's all about the proper fuckin food |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's only ever been about the food man |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Where have all my sweet potato fries gone??? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They'll be pissing themselves laughing at us |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Jock will be having them every day if they're full time |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't get them anymore |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I need them back in my life |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Andy fuckin Morrison man |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Darlo, Evo Graham aren't you going to say anything? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No I didn't fuckin think so |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That's why none of you played in the Prem |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And I did!!...with gazza |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I tackled him loads of times in training |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Helen you still have the bowling lanes |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have known this would happen |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Kai, Matty and Wildey saw it coming |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And I was too busy on twitter |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We were all guilty of it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But we can't stop it's how we sign players! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There's only one thing left to do |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | More body fats man |
