Hitler Upset Over MSU Loss

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The SEC playoff games have started So far, fans have gathered in New Orleans, Atlanta, here and here. From what we can tell, Ole Miss plays Auburn first, and Mississippi State plays Georgia. but beyond that, it's not clear who plays next... Good, I'm a big booster of State.

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00:00 - 00:03The SEC playoff games have started
00:04 - 00:05So far, fans have gathered in New Orleans,
00:05 - 00:07Atlanta, here and here.
00:08 - 00:12From what we can tell, Ole Miss plays Auburn first, and Mississippi State plays Georgia.
00:12 - 00:15but beyond that, it's not clear who plays next...
00:17 - 00:19Good, I'm a big booster of State.
00:19 - 00:21I've bet heavily on them, to win out this year.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28State
00:31 - 00:33has already lost to the Bulldogs of Georgia
00:34 - 00:36Georgia beat them, and sent them home last night.
00:53 - 00:58OK, all you Rebel fans, get out now!
01:13 - 01:15How the hell could this happen?
01:15 - 01:17Is Stansbury a damm fool?
01:18 - 01:23We spent all this money on that fat jackass Sidney
01:25 - 01:28who eats enough for a girls soccer team
01:29 - 01:31Gets in a fight in Hawaii, on national TV with his own dam team-mate!
01:31 - 01:34Then let those dam Rebels beat us once in Oxford!.
01:34 - 01:37Fire his ass, I say!
01:37 - 01:40He's had long enough to do better than this!!!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, the MSU fans are tired of Grinding so long, with no results....
01:42 - 01:46To hell with them and their cowbell-ringing asses!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, they are frustrated and asking for a new basketball coach....
01:48 - 01:52They'll get recognition, but what of it?
01:53 - 01:54Who the hell do you think we can get
01:56 - 01:57To come to a shithole like Starksville???
01:57 - 02:00"Yes, like commrade Mullen!"
02:00 - 02:03"He would lead us to victory!"
02:04 - 02:08Are you shitting me?
02:08 - 02:13We could throw in free cheese for a year, and we couldn't get Joe Paterno to come to this shit hole today!
02:14 - 02:16I've rung my cowbell till my fingers are sore
02:17 - 02:21And some asshole "grinders" think they can tell me how to run a dam basketball program!
02:27 - 02:29That really pisses me off!
02:30 - 02:34Expect me to shell out real money on a bunch of loosers.
02:34 - 02:36They think we can beat Ole Miss at football a couple of times, and we automatically own the entire sports world.
02:41 - 02:42Win the dam eggbowl...
02:43 - 02:47And they're expecting me to buy them every player that passes thru Starkville
02:48 - 02:53Just throw reasoning out the door, those rednecks!
02:54 - 02:56Cam Newton was probably lost, on his way to Oxford or Baton Rouge.
02:56 - 02:59How in hell should I know? Mullen said it would work!
03:00 - 03:02Some hooker probably got him drunk at the Pony...
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, they don't know it was you!
03:14 - 03:16Most of the state fans are already driving their tractors home...
03:19 - 03:23I've spent enough money on this bunch of losers!
03:25 - 03:26Ole Miss will win...
03:31 - 03:33Kennedy always does when it doesn't matter.
03:40 - 03:46Soon, they'll win the eggbowl every year, like they used to.
03:46 - 03:49They'll probably beat Tennessee, too,
03:53 - 03:56And we'll look like the bafoons we really are......