| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ok, so this paper makes up 1/6th of your whole maths A-Level |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | If you fail you have the option to retake next year, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | however, for those of you already retaking, it's all over |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It will start at 9am and you'll be sitting here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Remeber this time it's geometric series and not arithmetic |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With C1 being so hard this one has to be easier |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I did the past papers, they're not too bad |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Edexcel |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Edexcel has again decided to make this paper harder than any other |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It will be next to impossible to get your predicted grade |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who needs to change their uni choices, please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They can't make 2 impossible papers in the same year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Edexcel's slogan is ''Advancing learning, changing lives'' for fucks sake |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The only thing i'm learning is how to fill in a McDonalds application form |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What even was that last question |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How were you meant to calculate the minimum cost without r?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's a fucking joke that's what it is |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I mean who the fuck do they think they are? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, if you'd just done the solomon papers |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That paper was harder than all the fucking solomon papers combined! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you can always retake it next year |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why do I even bother with revision when none of it comes up anyway? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A whole year I spent working on this, and for what? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Edexcel can go stick their grade boundaries up their ass |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They could at least have the courtesy to put in one easy question |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This is C2 not C4 why am I stuck on the first question? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who even cares how much it costs to shine the sides of a cylinder? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And how could anyone even complete the logs equation in 7b? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And that was only one of the fuck ton of questions I couldn't answer |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm sick of these Edexcel cunts who think we're all fucking asians |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | As long as everyone else found it hard, it'll be ok |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Of course this is the year edexcel decides to shit on us |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The fucking cheek |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking bullshit |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | No one could have correctly worked out the common ratio in question 5 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Let alone the area under the curve in question 6 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How will I get my uni offers now? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I thought I was good at CAST diagrams until I saw 8c |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They might as well have taken a runny shit over my grades |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, we take further maths |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll start booking my gap year now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least I know it can't get worse than this... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ..I hope.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I only have myself to blame |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There I was, thinking like a fool this would be easier because of C1 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Obviously the shit stains at edexcel thought otherwise |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring on results day |
