| 00:00 - 00:03 | The wraps have been very good so far in 2015. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've had them from Chappy, Bobby. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Rich and Bails. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Whitters did a poem. It was ok. Though it would have had less spelling errors |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | if Ava Hetherington had of written it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Great. And now it is Rakey's turn. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That big SAFA fuck. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rakey... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Rakey has not written a wrap. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Nothing. Not a word. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that liked it when Bobby punched Rakey in the face... Please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | BUT IT'S THE WEEKLY WRAP.......!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That means I get one every fucking WEEK! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That big SAFA cunt will not get away with this like Oscar Pistorius did. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'll let Bobby pump his face pump him for days this time!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | With his red hair, glasses and shit batting average... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How is he even in this league in the first place????!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And this of all weeks.......! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Abe winning with an 1806. Red Legs somehow still on top. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer... He might be very busy at work? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And the fucking Jedi crack head punching out 2454! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer... Perhaps he had a romantic dinner planned with Lucy? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There is comedy fucking gold everywhere....!!!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Everywhere you fuck.........!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Even that RakeSnake serpant shit face |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Could surely come up with something! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Whitters even did that weird poem and I liked it! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Cripps, Hogan, Salem, Saad.... Shit got very real this week!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | There were donuts and fuck ups all over the deck. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even the Phantom and the Poets had a win! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The fucking Phantom hasn't had success since the Bubonic plague....! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | His win is wrap worthy!!! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And the Pirates also got up. So much heart. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fuck I love that team! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now we have nothing. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm going to have to read news.com again on the train, fuck it! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why didn't Bails ask Kieran to do the wrap? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That blonde German prick... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He would never let us down!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | With his perfect Aryan looks and shit! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok... I don't find Kieran attractive either... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I couldn't handle... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The death of the wrap. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Mondays suck. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can only hope that.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Rakey pulls his fucking head in and does it next week. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Having Whitters bucks is no excuse. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | My God we're going to mess that fucker up... |
