| 00:00 - 00:03 | Since 1st July 2014, PTV |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | makes freeloaders pay |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | a fine of $217. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Not only that, putting your feet on a seat would also cost you $217 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | especially if you do that in the busy city loop. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Come on, I only did it for two seconds |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for a stretch |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Hitler I'll... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'll have to report you |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | for TWO offenses |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You also didn't touch on you myki... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you're not an inspector, please leave this carriange |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you f***ing kidding me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are you seriously f***ing kidding me? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All you inspectors care about is ruining other people's lives |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I only forgot to touch on |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | you think I didn't intentionally? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and why so fussy about my leg? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Don't any of you guys ever get cramped legs? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A fine of $217 each is ridiculous!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Pay an on-the-spot penalty fare instead for the freeloading offense! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do you think that's what I'm pissed about? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes, but don't worry. It's only $75 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You lazy metro assholes always delay trains! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And YOU FINE ME? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every freakin train would suddenly |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | go to Flinders directly instead of |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | going to it via the City Loop! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You need people putting feet on furnitures |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | so you can hire cleaners |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | which means more jobs for Victoria! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And I only forgot to touch on! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I only forgot to touch on you idiots |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | even though my balance was -$0.12. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not even positive |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Just deal with it! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just deal with it! I'm Hitler |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | what do you expect |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I really only forgot touch on |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But I really only forgot touch on |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I swear on my African and Jewish ancestors! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, you have a myki pass anyway |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So how much was it? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The on-the-spot fine? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | $75 wasn't it? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | $289 all together... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Eliminate the annoying train delays |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or I'll lauch another holocaust |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | against PTV |
