| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our travel arrangements have been finalised to get to Lilly Langtree Park |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will travel via the WN5 riviera |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Orrell, Billinge and then over the hill into bandit country |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There we have extra security ready to ensure our safe passage through Parr etc |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will have to pay one of the local scalles 50 bob to 'mind yer car mister' |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Wigan might be better place to live but at least we have the most successful rugby team ever |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The mighty Saints! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, I don't know how to tell you this..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rugby League existed before Super League |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Wigan are the most successful team ever |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are also the biggest club in world RL |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who never went to Knowsley Road get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is going on here! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why has nobody told me about this before???!!!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You have made me a laughing stock the world over |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There was me thinking that I supported the best team |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All the while, the team over the hill are the team I should have supported!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Heads will roll for this |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I told you months ago that Roby was a poor man's McCilroum |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But no you convinced me otherwise |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they are just simply better than us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I know that now, Lockers, Joel, Manfredi |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir we have never been able to compete |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What is that McManus playing at?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Why didn't we try to sign Sam Tomkins? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Is it because we are a small club |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Less fans, less history too |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A meccano stadium too |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That the roof keeps blowing off |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They even have a better junior set up |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All we have are our memories on VHS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Longy, Cunningham, the mighty Jonkers, Stankevitch too |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That is all we have left |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The glorious 5 Grand final defeats |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Nobdy can match that |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why can't we be a proper rugby league club |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | With lots of fans, great players through the ages |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A great history 8 in a row, world champions down under etc.... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Worldwide fanbase |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They even have a better kit than us |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Cherry and white looks so much better than that V monstrosity |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we will go to Pimblett's for our lunch |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How stupid have I been? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I should have seen this coming, the signs were there all along |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We simply can't compete |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We can only continue with our bitterness towards their great club |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Boston, Hanley, Edwards, Gregory, Ashurst, Kenny, Miles, Farrell, Lockers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Simply too good for us over decades now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Still at least we fluked a grand final against 12 men |
